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Friday, February 01, 2008
Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 39
Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.
10 . She's a grown woman for goodness sake.
9 . Coronation Street is mindless toss, for people from Manchester it's an insult, there are no cobbled streets any more.
8 . If you twist it until you get the feeling it's about to snap, then let go and jump out the way, that'll do it.
7 . I know what to do, I'm on a scheme.
6 . McDonalds are going to start giving A-Levels in Franglais.
5 . Hooray for sausage rolls.
4 . He's got a free pass, that can't be right.
3 . Advertising Executives are responsible for global warming, all the hot air.
2 . I listened carefully, for twenty minutes, but I still wasn't interested.
And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...
1 . He lives in a raincoat and has to pay council tax.
Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.
Get on the bus and get listening!
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