Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 198

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10. We're pushing on this and I insist it's what everyone wants.

9. It's back down to where it was before the bubble.

8. Standard is a word that has new meaning.

7. I suspect it won't come out until it's too late.

6. She needs shoes she can carry.

5. I'd like my change back please.

4. It's not a vault, it's a box with the word 'vault' written on it.

3. There's some truth to the way he lies.

2. No chance of a salsa then?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Compassion is hugely underrated, rather like BBC 4.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.