Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 540

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9. You can't dictate to me.

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7. I'm not a fan of unpredicted chocolate.

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5. You may ask why I wear them, because no-one else will.

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3. Is there another route I can take by the field?

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Roughly speaking, it sounds like a con trick.

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