Sunday, May 02, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 569

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9. Lets keep positive is wearing very thin.

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7. That moves all the way to the end of the seat.

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5. We may not change the world but I will.

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3. You sound like you're talking to me from a call centre.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All I could smell was damp and garlic.

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Friday, April 30, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 568

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9. I could hear the excitement, then a bike went by.

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7. Not being there has more of an impact than turning up.

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5. You can't motivate people when they're cold.

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3. Keeping that style will mean it eventually comes back around.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It had a red bum and was really cheeky without prompting.

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Sunday, April 25, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 567

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9. I can assure you, not a soul will hear it from me.

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7. There's nothing at that stop but a field and some sheep.

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5. I was just looking for my phone, it's very similar to yours.

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3. Lovely to see you again, without the hair.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A very discreet and secret rendezvous.

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Sunday, April 11, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 566

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9. You need to check your own risk and be happy with it.

8.

7. The less friction, always the better.

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5. The section over there is full of feather, grab it.

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3. It's the case that I'm driving around fresh air.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I have a sign with my number on it, it's very small, but I do have one.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 565

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9. I wouldn't welcome her, she's a vixen.

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7. A few people find it annoying, but I like the colour.

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5. What about the voice of the billionaire, does nobody care about them?

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3. I can use my charm, it gets me a little bit no further.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like dancing on the head of a drawing pin in a gale.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 564

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9. They can't open, they've not got a license.

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7. This road keeps getting longer.

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5. There's not a menu of options, it's yes or no.

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3. The difference between those pants and top, everything.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not interesting enough to get a blood clot.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 563

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9. You can buy them without the chocolate on at Asda, they're a cut above.

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7. He's motivated, but only for a short distance.

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5. Every time he talks about her I want to shake him and say 'move on'.

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3. And all that's left is a lonely, hollow feeling.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to be needlessly aggressive, unless there's a need.

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Saturday, March 20, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 562

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9. I've eaten so many biscuits recently I think I crunch when I sit down.

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7. That cloud is very oppressive when you look at it for a while.

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5. Clearly, he did not think through how thinking would factor in it.

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3. Don't think for a second that I'm interested in TV at all.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't compare apples and other types of apples.

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Sunday, March 07, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 561

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9. Those flowers look so colourful, almost like they're painted on.

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7. Keeping it in the family in a different meaning.

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5. I expect that he will look exactly the same, no change for a whole year.

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3. It's all takeaways and apps these days.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can hear a whispering in the morning.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 560

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9. I hold out that eventually, they'll realise they built it in the wrong place.

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7. It's just all plastic crap but people still buy it.

6.

5. Keep thinking it's the biscuits that will do me in.

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3. I didn't have a single person on here for an hour, I could have stayed in bed.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That statue doesn't look like him, the mouth is from someone else.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 559

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9. That look with the long bits never suited you.

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7. There's less the authorities can do when it's done en masse.

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5. I hear they want to divert them all by the main road and make everyone queue up at the big roundabout.

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3. He's been sulking around at home since Christmas.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The wine ended up all over the dog.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 558

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9. The hair gets in places I never knew.

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7. It's all fried chicken and chips down out street.

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5. It looked like it was closing, but is still open.

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3. Not that bridge, no, not that bridge.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'll mean everything to her and nothing to you.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 557

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9. I didn't stay up, I didn't see any excitement in it.

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7. They fake being happy.

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5. That drilling started and went on til one o'clock.

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3. It's so long since the last one, it'll be all saggy.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A town with 200,000 people and only one Burger King, tells you all you need to know.

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