Sunday, June 20, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 576

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9. It's about as surprising as that tint in your hair.

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7. I reckon he'll delay, then he'll quit and get divorced.

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5. The way they're going, they'll lose their tops.

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3. It was yellow and moving very fast, but it could have been a banana on wheels.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't corrupt me, you're about 50 years too late.

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Sunday, June 13, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 575

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9. It's so light in the mornings I don't need to put the light on to look for one of my kids.

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7. He listened with both ears, but one's all mashed up.

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5. I've only just put away my big jumper.

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3. Taking it one step at a time will take longer than I've got patience.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you make it sound all cutesy, it doesn't mean I'm going to like what you say.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 574

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9. He's progressively taking over the street with cobbling.

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7. If it's got walls then it's classed as indoors.

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5. When we got there they'd sold out of all the proper-sized ones, we had to get fun-sized.

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3. I wouldn't trust him to run a generator.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Kay has aligned herself with Phil's brother-in-law, even though the law would question that definition of family-link.

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Sunday, May 30, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 573

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9. You can't be that blatant with a huge pair of sunglasses and a cap on backwards.

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7. I whizzed it over to her and she clearly could walk and get it herself.

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5. That pastry always me with a hollow feeling.

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3. I tried to take them with me, but if they don't want to come, I can't help it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's only been half-defeated, much like my footie team.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 572

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9. More of my street has gone sage.

8.

7. My system simply won't stomach that.

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5. I was no longer in the inner circle by then.

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3. I don't think that app shows you the buses you want.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you slide it side on you'll be able to see the whole fish.

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Sunday, May 16, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 571

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9. I expect at a later date we'll find her interest in him buried under the patio.

8.

7. Why didn't they check the paperwork before giving him the large button?

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5. Once it started raining that ruined the film for me.

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3. He's not her husband, but she pretends he is.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I could, I'd wallpaper over this entire year gone.

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Saturday, May 15, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 570

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9. I don't care that much about Claire, not since I grew out my hair.

8.

7. Making something clear is just pretending to answer the question.

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5. I use a reduced fat option on butter chicken.

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3. The hail was so loud I had to turn them up.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Liz could have conducted herself better.

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Sunday, May 02, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 569

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9. Lets keep positive is wearing very thin.

8.

7. That moves all the way to the end of the seat.

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5. We may not change the world but I will.

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3. You sound like you're talking to me from a call centre.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All I could smell was damp and garlic.

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Friday, April 30, 2021

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 568

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9. I could hear the excitement, then a bike went by.

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7. Not being there has more of an impact than turning up.

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5. You can't motivate people when they're cold.

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3. Keeping that style will mean it eventually comes back around.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It had a red bum and was really cheeky without prompting.

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