Sunday, February 24, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 459

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10. Don't wedge it there for goodness sake.

9. People like to complain about it whenever they get the chance.

8. I've been like this since I was born.

7. None of them understand, they're all office managers.

6. The whole place was in a state of shock when we heard.

5. But if it's not been running at full capacity for a while, how did people not suspect?

4. Watching it back, I look really good.

3. Try matching that colour up to this top, it's impossible.

2. They cover the car up, and it was mild enough overnight I left my windows open.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They can't all go to Pressed Steel, they only make little cars there.

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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 458

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10. Stop playing with that phone.

9. It happened randomly so I was surprised.

8. Aged two I could recognise everything.

7. We're going to have our hair done for the first time.

6. She travels a long way just for that, it seems such a waste.

5. I would hang around, but it was just to be seen.

4. That whole thing looked like a rocket that wasn't moving.

3. Wrap this around your head, a bit like a helmet.

2. They don't have those any more, not sure when they got rid of them.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That chip shop use to be so far away, but my legs use to be shorter then.

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Sunday, February 10, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 457

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10. We should go along to the castle for that meeting.

9. The thing to remember is it's her home.

8. That big old painting terrifies me.

7. It's the most office type thing I've ever seen in all my days.

6. The last thing I want to do is create a scene.

5. Dinner was great, I didn't make too many mistakes.

4. When I get tired I leave the cat to do the washing up.

3. I'm going to keep it to myself and go to bed.

2. An eerie light was being given off by the picture.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You just blatantly ignored me.

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Sunday, February 03, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 456

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10. The company needs more mugs like him.

9. No two ways about it, he fancies her like there's no tomorrow.

8. That skirt just works, it just does.

7. I've got just enough left to keep into enough trouble.

6. Playing all round the world is the aim of that company.

5. They're all casual, and it really shows in the quality of the service.

4. Shock of my life when I heard the news of the engagement.

3. He'd been to about 5 different places all over town and it wasn't even properly lunchtime.

2. The last time we kept those in the kitchen was back when my father was paranoid about the electric going off.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'l be a right laugh if you wear that face.

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