Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 85

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10. He's under the thumb like a fish under a frozen lake.

9. Oh, pre-washed spinach, how middle class.

8. You can't say that unless you're willing to suffer the consequences.

7. It goes black, black, white, black, white, black.

6. She kissed a girl and she liked it.

5. I have your payment confirmation right here.

4. When they said we were in recession, the entire department let out a cheer.

3. He holds so much change, when he runs for the bus most of it flies out his trousers.

2. I can hear a beautiful noise, listen.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Change has come to America, the world and the 1A between Covingham and Fleming Way.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.