Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 90

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10. How can playing the same song once every hour be called 'music variety'?

9. You'll need red kryptonite to keep people from sitting next to you.

8. There's nothing wrong with that shop, didn't the Queen get her Christmas puddings from there last year?

7. The flute is the most misunderstood of all the instruments.

6. She could use the mashed potato to fill in the cracks on her face.

5. If there's blood on the tracks, it'll be the wrong type of blood.

4. According to this machine, I'm corrupt.

3. Where are you, I'm over here.

2. I haven't had a cold since about 1998, so that's damned good going.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Experimental aircraft, that's what those lights were, but don't breath a word.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.