Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 124

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10. The batteries have gone flat, only had them in 3 days.

9. There's not enough news coming out of Canada, are they all okay?

8. Stop watching X-Factor, it's not creative at all.

7. God-forbid that someone should chat on the bus.

6. We'll never know what was said.

5. Wipe the tapes and we'll keep the MD out of bother.

4. I took a PKE reading.

3. The bill was a foot long.

2. Back off before I hit you with these radishes.

nd the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, but slightly less funny.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.