Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 128

"I left my transport policy on a bendy bus, has anyone seen it?"

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10. The cat is called 'cat'.

9. People are just buying anything, most of it'll end up in the first recycling collection after Christmas.

8. What happened on February 17th 1998?

7. She grabs him, kisses him passionately, he's stunned, camera pans out and cut.

6. Blame bloody Dickens.

5. She said she'd be here 'in the morning', well, she's got 43 minutes left.

4. People don't talk like that any more, but I think more people should.

3. On the strike of three, we all snort.

2. Grab the oregano and lets boogie whilst we cook dinner.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Men are just lazy, because they know that women will pick up the slack, I say we just all strike on Christmas Day and see anarchy sweep through.

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