Top Ten Things Overheard On swindon's Buses Last Week ; 216

10. I love Ryvita so much, it's cracking.

9. There's only so many times you can watch a circling pigeon for entertainment.

8. Your use of the word perspicacity is intriguing to me.

7. I have the key and you've got the security code.

6. You seem sure of his guilt, he's not a looter you know?

5. A set of those scales were hidden behind a pillar, so I used them.

4. Why risk your livelihood when you could just dob in the prefect?

3. It tastes like something I recognise, but can't place.

2. He writes like a drunken JP.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Why are you so hostile to my breasts?