Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 223

A 1981 VRT in Badgerline livery. 5531 (EWS 739W) at the Bristol Harbourside Rally in May. This picture is used with the kind permission or Rob McCaffery, who's excellent Transport Illustrated site is highly recommended, click here for more.

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Well it's big enough for the job at hand.

9. I see you getting to the top, turning around and running out through the fire escape.

8. Standby for inaction.

7. They moved them into the left-hand lane, which, since it's being used for a contraflow led to a sudden and unexpected problem.

6. It's a bigger responsibility than when I had to look after them cats for the weekend.

5. Don't sit there, I just saw a rat come out of there.

4. Grab your purse and we'll increase the national debt at lunchtime.

3. She's moving into soft furnishings, which will be a clever move when the weather gets colder.

2. Move your leg before your soles melt on the hot pipe.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They only keep asking her out because there's no other girl for 2 floors and 7 departments in the building.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!