Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 234

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10. There's a link there, haven't a clue what it is though.

9. It's a tablet, you swallow it, don't try and go on Facebook with it.

8. If there's leftovers, they'll be on the turn soon.

7. Fireworks? At 9pm? What is this, North Korea?

6. Let's move away from what you think you should buy and what would suit you instead.

5. There's a mountain of biscuits that are priced cheaper than the carrier bags, come on.

4. Day-in, day-out, I keep finding myself watching rubbish on ITV.

3. Not long before they're gone, for another year and the argument can simmer til then.

2. If it was worth anything, it wouldn't be on sale of a Sierra boot.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It keeps staring at me, that angel, all haughty on top of the tree, she's such a tart.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!