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9. Keep her as far away from Sally as you can, even on video chat, she doesn't like the boxes near each other.

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7. There's a lot of wind up that bum.

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5. She use to sing at Christmas and on Bank Holidays.

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3. It was really uncomfortable, but then I just took off my trousers.

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1. I wish I had a magic machine that could move them all.

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9. She had the mask over where you shouldn't put a mask.

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7. When it dropped people went crazy like cats.

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5.That jingling bell sounds like a magic trick.

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3. I've gone back to my old habits Steve, there's squash in my bottles.

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1. I'll have to think about a proposal as saucy as that.

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9.  I remember when you could stand up in here and shout about politics.

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7. Then you walked in wearing a mask and I thought we were being burgled.

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5. They gave you a discount on the shoes, but not the socks.

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3. There's a sequel and it tells you less than the first one.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They'll be in, but I think they'll be at risk of boring the hell out of me.

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9. That mask is the most uncomfortable I've seen up close.

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7. I'm getting off then, so you can't follow me.

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5. There seemed to be loads of salads available but no wood.

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3. She didn't give it to me, she threw it at me.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But you're not twenty anymore, haven't been for a while.

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9. Different feelings are going to go round unequally, don't be surprised.

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7. It's scary, that's the main part of it.

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5. She had all her power taken away from her.

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3. There's a one way system, but it's never successfully been negotiated.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know where they buy them.

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9. They've reopened and oddly it now has more atmosphere than before.

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7. I had the whole place o myself yesterday, the driver was happy enough to be whistling.

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5. She keeps turning it over unnecessarily when it's not ready.

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3. You can't expect me to pay that much attention to your doings.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The name's not offensive, it's being removed because it's difficult to spell.

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9. She moved out and regrets nothing. That's right, nothing.

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7. That situation doesn't get better the older you are.

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5. Why would anyone want to hear about your socks and their failures?

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3. It's not stupid to bring it, you're stupid to think it's stupid to bring it.

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1. I like skimmed, then I add double cream to it.

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9. The range of biscuits is so big, you wouldn't think it.

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7. It's a bubble I'd like to prick.

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5. I'm not single, I'm just lazy and unreliable.

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3. They've already started to talk about Christmas at work.

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1. It was so surreal, it ended up feeling really real.

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9. Keep it, I never wanted it, it never fit properly, and I had to book a slot to buy it.

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7.  Those crackers are slightly smaller now and the recipe has definitely changed.

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5. Perspective is fine if you've got that luxury.

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3. Please don't tell her, I love keeping it secret.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What you going to do, pull down the Diana Dors statue, that well known controversial figure.

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9. It's like she's working to make us not like her even more.

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7. There's been less bother but more hassle from it.

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5. I found this old thing at the back of the freezer we ate, still not sure what it was.

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3. The interlude sounds like the bit in a concert when the person changes clothes.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because someone that influential is selling, doesn't mean you need to be buying.

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9. He's not a person I'd elect to have on my street.

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7. The smell that comes off your garden is mega.

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5. I'm not considering changing my habits for grass.

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3. If you've got time, then you've got the interest.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She wanted a Zoom chat, but I'm not the sort of person for that.

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9. I'm being as faithful as I can, but it's not easy with social media.

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7. Barry doesn't like those, he says they taste of sweat.

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5. The laugh echoed across to Cricklade.

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3. It was more flour than egg.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. In that case Gavin Williamson case teach the first class.

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9. It's all going to be government owned soon, it'll have to be.

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7. Those children don't seem to mind, look at them.

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5. The tent caught fire in the house.

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3. Sourdough, what else?

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's being kept on so they know what he's doing.

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9. If this keeps on, I think I'll take up bee-keeping.

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7. The children have declared independence from the adults.

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5. Reading was where he is holed-up in.

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3. Her mask is an old pair of knickers, it doesn't cover much.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You always order extra rice, the dish is mad bout of rice, why do you need more.

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9. I would like to see 2011 repeated on TV.

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7. No, they're stuck at their official relationship houses.

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5. I need to see 14 days before I need more pasta.

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3. I'd love a haircut, but there's not enough yet, even if it was open.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If he drinks it first, which I'm sure he will.

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9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

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7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

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5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

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3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

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1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

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9. There was a flash of light, then it went quiet and it all came back on and you could hear the roar.

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7. I saw her out early morning running, yes, I didn't know she was able to.

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5. It was so bad we had to stop watching 20 minutes in and just stare at the blank wall.

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3. The beans were all eaten, straight out the tin.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're going to not give me any shifts until May now.

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9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

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7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

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5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

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3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

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8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

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6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

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4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

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2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

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1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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