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9. It's like she's working to make us not like her even more.

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7. There's been less bother but more hassle from it.

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5. I found this old thing at the back of the freezer we ate, still not sure what it was.

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3. The interlude sounds like the bit in a concert when the person changes clothes.

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1. Just because someone that influential is selling, doesn't mean you need to be buying.

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9. He's not a person I'd elect to have on my street.

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7. The smell that comes off your garden is mega.

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5. I'm not considering changing my habits for grass.

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3. If you've got time, then you've got the interest.

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1. She wanted a Zoom chat, but I'm not the sort of person for that.

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9. I'm being as faithful as I can, but it's not easy with social media.

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7. Barry doesn't like those, he says they taste of sweat.

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5. The laugh echoed across to Cricklade.

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3. It was more flour than egg.

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1. In that case Gavin Williamson case teach the first class.

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9. It's all going to be government owned soon, it'll have to be.

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7. Those children don't seem to mind, look at them.

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5. The tent caught fire in the house.

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3. Sourdough, what else?

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1. He's being kept on so they know what he's doing.

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9. If this keeps on, I think I'll take up bee-keeping.

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7. The children have declared independence from the adults.

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5. Reading was where he is holed-up in.

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3. Her mask is an old pair of knickers, it doesn't cover much.

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1. You always order extra rice, the dish is mad bout of rice, why do you need more.

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9. I would like to see 2011 repeated on TV.

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7. No, they're stuck at their official relationship houses.

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5. I need to see 14 days before I need more pasta.

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3. I'd love a haircut, but there's not enough yet, even if it was open.

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1. If he drinks it first, which I'm sure he will.

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9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

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7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

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5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

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3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

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1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

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9. There was a flash of light, then it went quiet and it all came back on and you could hear the roar.

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7. I saw her out early morning running, yes, I didn't know she was able to.

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5. It was so bad we had to stop watching 20 minutes in and just stare at the blank wall.

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3. The beans were all eaten, straight out the tin.

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1. They're going to not give me any shifts until May now.

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9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

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7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

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5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

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3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

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1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

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8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

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6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

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4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

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2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

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1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

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1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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10. She marched in and declared herself sick of it.

9. There was so much mess I had to watch where I put my feet.

8. I was surprised that film had an ending because it seemed to go on forever.

7. There was a lot of sneezing then I could hear giggling through the wall.

6. It was my best shirt then it got ruined permanently.

5. If there was something positive I could do, believe me, I would do it.

4. A hit is a hit, regardless of it comes from the disco era.

3. I got in and then it lashed down, it was like a deluge.

2. Imagining that he was better looking is the only option available now.

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1. Keeping yourself like that means you can't bend your arms.

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10. Just keep it to yourself, like that boring secret.

9. I told you we should not have given her a red pen.

8. You swing left, almost like you're in the middle of the road.

7. I had my hood up and couldn't see him coming.

6. They shifted over and now I've got the place to myself.

5. I kept telling her the date was wrong, but she insisted until she didn't.

4. Give it another 20 twenty minutes and it'll all change again.

3. Those windows have been steamed up since last night, I think they're dead.

2. The draft was so bad I had to put the kids socks on.

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1. I got rid of all my jigsaws and replaced them with a dog.

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10. I can never say bye properly, I always say it like that.

9. No, I've got another murder mystery on Saturday.

8. But we both love you, you're such a perfect human being.

7. We get in ten minutes later than planned due to something happening.

6. There was a banana available, but I wasn't that desperate.

5. That tea you like smells of smoke.

4. Open your eyes and have a look somewhere other than your phone maybe?

3. It was so cold I just kept putting layers on until I couldn't bend my arms anymore.

2. Green all over, like a mouldy troll.

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1. I was going to get her some of that peanut butter marmalade, she always says she invented it first.

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

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1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

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1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

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1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

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1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

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1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

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1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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