Swan Death Causes Very Little Flap

It's summer, it's Swindon, so it must be something other than news in the news!

That's right, staff, we are told, at the Great Western Hospital, are in mourning for the resident swan.

Swindon Centric Says ; Council discussions begin in the morning about funeral arrangements, details include a parade route, a twenty-one gun salute and a red arrows flypast.