Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 67

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10. I'm going to be medaled at my next appraisal.

9. The first touch is pretty magical.

8. A man with a hat has just turned up.

7. Check that digital display.

6. Genius. pure genius.

5. Verbs really are past their best.

4. You can't bring a bike on here, unless it's self-assembly.

3. I kid you not.

2. Isn't bronze just another shade of gold?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Well, when you put it like that, I've got it pretty good really.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.