Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 80

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10. I had to wade through an hour and a half to get to ninety seconds of perfectness.

9. She is thoughtful to a fault.

8. Luminous smocks will be the next in thing.

7. I got hayfever from my lapel rose.

6. As soon as Woolies goes wobbly, everyone gets nostalgic, then feeds on it when they slash prices.

5. His name is Gerald, which is the least of his problems.

4. The council still use the ducking stool on those who haven't paid their community tax on moonlit evenings.

3. I was appalled, cold, but mostly hungry.

2. The bag burst open, she'd bought so much Christmas crap.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't call me a chav.

With thanks to Sean Wilson for contributing this week.

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