Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 83

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10. The pardon should be revoked.

9. It's all pre-recorded, but you can't hear the join.

8. Toxic sludge is a stain you I haven't got a lot of experience removing.

7. Surname is Sheen, same as you-know-who.

6. Sun was seen for the first time in ages.

5. Breakfast needs to make a comeback.

4. Going backwards isn't quite what you'd imagine.

3. Making a difference, one scone at a time.

2. Starting again, from clean.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I bought her a wooden leg, it's not her main present, just a stocking filler.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.