Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 218

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10. What the hell did he do, eat her chocolate?

9. It means less when you consider all that's happened before.

8. She was bloated over lunch, I was still starvin'.

7. He got the job, after a lengthly form to fill out and a pointless phone interview.

6. No, Steve's on til 7, then doing a split tomorrow.

5. It's unfortunate that it all started to happen when Carol was hoping to have a long weekend away.

4. Take heart, he's got a plan and we'll all hear about it on Monday, so that's alright then, idiot.

3. No, she lives in Exeter Street, nearest she'll ever get to the West Country.

2. Drive your employees by fear and they'll drop you over the cliff in the end.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Sarah and Kate came round, drank all my lambrusco and went off into town.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!