Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 220

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10. If you can carry all that you've longer arms than me.

9. He was dressed as a woman, but it wasn't Thursday, so I wasn't expecting it.

8. Clive moved, Katy's got the big chair and I have a corner office with a spider plant.

7. The pub isn't as nice as it use to be before they put the grills up.

6. Steak pie, fish pie, vegetable pie, they had an offer on.

5. He needs to email her his picture and if she likes what she sees, she'll be in touch.

4. I suspect he thinks I like him, more fool him.

3. It'll never change, unless 500 customers all come in wanting the gold package.

2. Don't think the RM doesn't know what's going on, I heard agency staff will be here on Monday.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. This ensemble didn't just throw itself together you know.

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