Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 334

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10. He vanished into the night.

9. It'll take ages before anyone realises.

8. There were eggs left, but they looked like they were on the turn.

7. We're now worth little to the customer after it all went online.

6. He got her to try eating it, which went down like a lead balloon.

5. They take contactless but only after I pointed out they had the software available.

4. 3 points were awarded, but it wasn't clear exactly what made them winners.

3. It's an example of bad service to the nth degree.

2. This is the start of an argument that has no end.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stop it or I'll shove your shopping out the top window.

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