Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 337

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10. I'm not on my own with him hanging round all the time.

9. You need to reassess what it's all about.

8. They're not shoes, they don't even have tops.

7. Keep it in mind for when I've got time.

6. My turn now, give me that headphone.

5. That app's crap, it made my phone yellow.

4. Why are you so angry?

3. He's an estate agent and should know better.

2. People don't fax any more, send a telegram!

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I already bought this last week.

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