Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 346

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10. We'll have to go to Wilkinsons and buy a lot more outside lights.

9. It's all women down here.

8. He likes technology and is a right knob.

7. I've not heard what you were talking about.

6. I've seen a lot of things, but nothing like that.

5. There was clapping but it was just from that really annoying mother we all hate.

4. She is really shy, but that's not put her off taking her clothes off.

3. But it's okay apparently, because he did pay his council tax eventually.

2. What was it? Marmalade? Again?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You know Tim's got a GoPro, he dropped it in the lake.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.