Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 498

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10. There was a lemon in it too.

9. He use to be a big actor with all the action ones.

8. It's all been bought and given away.

7. There were three houses, but they've got strange things in the windows.

6. I don't want holes all over the place.

5. The plastic gets burnt to make cement, not really a sustainable way.

4. I put my pyjamas on and went to bed at 7 o'clock.

3. Christmas gets in the way of the end of the year.

2. Relax and think all about how much I don't care.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'll have to wait a few years before it becomes acceptable again.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.