Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 559

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. That look with the long bits never suited you.

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7. There's less the authorities can do when it's done en masse.

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5. I hear they want to divert them all by the main road and make everyone queue up at the big roundabout.

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3. He's been sulking around at home since Christmas.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The wine ended up all over the dog.

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