Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 560

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I hold out that eventually, they'll realise they built it in the wrong place.

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7. It's just all plastic crap but people still buy it.

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5. Keep thinking it's the biscuits that will do me in.

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3. I didn't have a single person on here for an hour, I could have stayed in bed.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That statue doesn't look like him, the mouth is from someone else.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.