Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 69

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10. It'll be drown out by the noise.

9. It's just a date, don't get emotional about it.

8. Your ideas aren't bad, it's just that mine are vastly superior to yours.

7. I have less and less confidence, but I'm not sure.

6. No, the next one.

5. Pork chops, they were on offer.

4. Just beautiful, thank you.

3. Hello boys and girls.

2. Broccoli is cheaper than beans, anyone know why?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. So let me get this straight, the ex-mother-in-law of the bride is sitting at the top table?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.