Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 70

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

10. I've barely been here an hour, do you mind.

9. She doesn't know what's going to happen in an hours time.

8. Well if you'll excuse me, my friend and I have to catch a train.

7. One stop, near the pharmacy.

6. 'He has our full support', is what normally gets said right before they throw him under the bus.

5. Have you seen that ugly baby on the back seat?

4. When did people start saying 'HBOS', I'm demanding newsreaders go back to using the full name.

3. It's very robust, like oakey old socks; it's wine, drink it.

2. Did you know that potatoes don't count as one of your five-a-day?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't leave and say 'everything's wrong', then not say what it is that's wrong, that's just resignation-by-laziness.

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