Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 72

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10. I wouldn't publicly state your position while we're sat at the bus.

9. We have a choice, but I don't understand either of them.

8. Don't eat it all at once, unless you want the bus tires to explode.

7. He's as incoherent as a John Prescott speech.

6. Fuzzy buttons, hooray!

5. He's listening to Kings Of Leon, hmm.

4. Rhubarb tastes better with brown sauce.

3. I hear they're going to sell the Bradford & Bingley bowler hats to raise revenue.

2. What do you expect, there is a war on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've had enough, lets send in the flapjacks.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.