Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 119

"Me pips have gone!"

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10. Keep your mouth shut when they get onboard.

9. Can I take your coat?

8. Like the toilets, it's pay as you go.

7. I don't even know what it means.

6. We're fat in the forties.

5. Shame shame shame shame shame!

4. 34 percent of the time he's wrong with a vengeance.

3. I need to eat more avocado.

2. We might lose the word 'glee' all together.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't know about you, but I never come first.

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