Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 122

Even in landlocked Swindon, we need to take heed of this!

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He's lacking a minority.

9. Someone should do something about the sexual harassment going on there.

8. Yes, we still can.

7. People need to get mad.

6. Keep your eyes on the skies, it's going to be spectacular tonight.

5. Who knows what could happen in the next 17 minutes?

4. Best film in the World.

3. Worst film in the World, anything with Jennifer Aniston.

2. There was a shedding at the wedding.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm going to do something exciting tonight, I promise, bathing in Turkish Delight whilst hanging from the Severn Bridge.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.