Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 121

Don't let her break you!

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10. He'll win a nobel prize for bone-idleness.

9. About 45,000 people die of lack of healthcare in the US every year, because they can't afford it.

8. He's the MP for Kensington and Moredon.

7. We were home before you, and we walked.

6. There's been no progress at all on tracking that asteroid.

5. When did people get paranoid about vaccines?

4. I want to run into the film and shout, "he dies at the end."

3. Sometimes, shouting is the only answer.

2. I don't believe in olive oil.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm coming onto you, if that wasn't fully clear.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.