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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

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8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

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6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

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4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

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2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

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1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

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1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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10. She marched in and declared herself sick of it.

9. There was so much mess I had to watch where I put my feet.

8. I was surprised that film had an ending because it seemed to go on forever.

7. There was a lot of sneezing then I could hear giggling through the wall.

6. It was my best shirt then it got ruined permanently.

5. If there was something positive I could do, believe me, I would do it.

4. A hit is a hit, regardless of it comes from the disco era.

3. I got in and then it lashed down, it was like a deluge.

2. Imagining that he was better looking is the only option available now.

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1. Keeping yourself like that means you can't bend your arms.

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10. Just keep it to yourself, like that boring secret.

9. I told you we should not have given her a red pen.

8. You swing left, almost like you're in the middle of the road.

7. I had my hood up and couldn't see him coming.

6. They shifted over and now I've got the place to myself.

5. I kept telling her the date was wrong, but she insisted until she didn't.

4. Give it another 20 twenty minutes and it'll all change again.

3. Those windows have been steamed up since last night, I think they're dead.

2. The draft was so bad I had to put the kids socks on.

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1. I got rid of all my jigsaws and replaced them with a dog.

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10. I can never say bye properly, I always say it like that.

9. No, I've got another murder mystery on Saturday.

8. But we both love you, you're such a perfect human being.

7. We get in ten minutes later than planned due to something happening.

6. There was a banana available, but I wasn't that desperate.

5. That tea you like smells of smoke.

4. Open your eyes and have a look somewhere other than your phone maybe?

3. It was so cold I just kept putting layers on until I couldn't bend my arms anymore.

2. Green all over, like a mouldy troll.

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1. I was going to get her some of that peanut butter marmalade, she always says she invented it first.

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

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1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

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1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

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1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

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1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

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1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

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1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

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1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

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10. It's like some horror film with no phone reception.

9. She describes them in the third person and it just doesn't feel right.

8. There was this creeping sense of utter boredom.

7. I got them in that Havelock Street shop, they had a small stain on them.

6. When I got there the queue was right back to the cash machines.

5. That port you got us went really fast.

4. Loving yourself means you still have to pay the mortgage.

3. I haven't seen him since he gave me that really dangerous lift to work.

2. The last I'd heard she had given her knitting up and was just doing crosswords.

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1. That use to be my grandad's ringtone.

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

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1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

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10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

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1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. I kept on the right side of the bridges.

9. It had a great guitar intro.

8. If you keep repeating like that you'll end up on Dave.

7. There was so much noise I started to feel sick.

6. She was with him on the last day it seems.

5. They have a quiet life on the top floor.

4. I've bought so much stuff I've no-where to put it.

3. The frustration boils over like a kettle some times.

2. If if can be summed up in a few words then you know it's the truth.

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1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. There was a lemon in it too.

9. He use to be a big actor with all the action ones.

8. It's all been bought and given away.

7. There were three houses, but they've got strange things in the windows.

6. I don't want holes all over the place.

5. The plastic gets burnt to make cement, not really a sustainable way.

4. I put my pyjamas on and went to bed at 7 o'clock.

3. Christmas gets in the way of the end of the year.

2. Relax and think all about how much I don't care.

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1. You'll have to wait a few years before it becomes acceptable again.

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10. It's as real as anywhere you've been before.

9. I sneak down and crawl along the edge of the garden.

8. The whole office shook and we ran to the windows.

7. It's not a given she'll get manager. She can't spell it anyways.

6. I was surrounded by all these boxes and started getting freaked out real quick.

5. Mike says what's been seen before in the room have shocked even the police.

4. That cold even got into our bedroom last night.

3. There's a crescendo at the end and it put you on the edge.

2. It was so dark I kept my lights on all day, even though I fell asleep.

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1. He thinks he's God's gift, more like a booby prize.

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10. Did you see the chat they had, everyone could hear the shouting from upstairs.

9. They drove there and back in a day, because he doesn't like hotels.

8. The jet lag will knock them sideways.

7. It sounds like a dog with hiccups.

6. Simon said it was ironic, but it's not the same thing.

5. Lets keep our hats on and see what the temperature's like.

4. I read an article about that and the red colour it found.

3. Greatest hits is just a lazy shift at work for them.

2. You can't just keep buying reusable bags.

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1. It's a giant sausage with holly on it.

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10. Have you ever seen a slug with thumbs?

9. The roof came in and got it all mouldy.

8. They don't know when the start will be due to this upheld complaint.

7. It never starts on time, every time she's at least quarter of an hour late.

6. If it's too close to the radiator it could signal certain death.

5. The chocolate box has been bought, but I doubt we'll be able to keep the plastic wrapping on until the festive season.

4. They all talk about ill health and old times all the time.

3. Walking all the way down to the corner shop can be fraught with poor stock levels.

2. It was more than that last year, it's getting cheaper, but the quality's lower I'll bet.

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1. I like the sound of white wine with my risotto very much.

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