Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 496

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10. Did you see the chat they had, everyone could hear the shouting from upstairs.

9. They drove there and back in a day, because he doesn't like hotels.

8. The jet lag will knock them sideways.

7. It sounds like a dog with hiccups.

6. Simon said it was ironic, but it's not the same thing.

5. Lets keep our hats on and see what the temperature's like.

4. I read an article about that and the red colour it found.

3. Greatest hits is just a lazy shift at work for them.

2. You can't just keep buying reusable bags.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a giant sausage with holly on it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.