Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 489

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10. Never mind your laptop.

9. Keep the stuff about Mary out of the office.

8. It was a funny conversation through a wall.

7. They'll be a bang and I won't be near when it happens.

6. From the point of view of customers, it'll be great, but we might go out of business.

5. The big day of it all wasn't that different to a normal Wednesday.

4. The box was not working, I ran to the next one along the road.

3. It goes to that stop, but that's not the stop you want.

2. Vexed would be the understatement you are looking for with regard to it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I will call you whatever you want, but not that.

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