Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 491

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10. That's why the two sides can't mix.

9. If it's a quick word, I can still walk from this stop.

8. Go and boil your head.

7. She was more likely to be asleep before the end.

6. Moved away and got a better job in the next town.

5. The fuse blew and we she kept us in the dark until the pizzas arrived.

4. There's gravel all the way to Severn Avenue.

3. Norway is not in a customs union though.

2. The issue is not if Cindy does it, it's if she cares about it at all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't forget how good I did look ten years ago.

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