Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 341

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10. I win, you loser.

9. You're fit, where's the problem?

8. I want a motobike, then a KFC.

7. It's a Christmas shop, all the usually glittery crappiness.

6. I like to keep those type of details to myself.

5. There's less details after it was revealed she was having an affair.

4. No, you want Fleming Way first.

3. The lights went out, someone screamed, then it all kicked off.

2. Claire wanted far more, but she didn't have enough bags to carry them all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Who the hell did he think he was looking at? A mirror?

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