Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 345

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10. That's her in the photo, pointing towards the door.

9. I prefer prosecco myself.

8. It's all mud, right the way the front door of the shop.

7. He ran off holding his scratch card and singing.

6. We snuck into the bad guys treehouse lair.

5. She's quite right wing in her views, she should be in Trump's cabinet.

4. No there were prawns in it and you know that we don't agree with each other.

3. There were four together and the drivers were all laughing.

2. Tina had nothing but goat's cheese and tic tacs in her handbag.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We'd probably have accidentally cooked ourselves in the night.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.