Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 343

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10. But you don't need me to tell you that.

9. We need to keep it secret until it's announced.

8. Someone from X-Factor, it could be the producer for all I know.

7. Mandy already told Gil what he wanted to hear.

6. No 20 million, it's a really big number.

5. Forget about that until we get home.

4. Scrap that as a present, I'll just get him a voucher.

3. You have no sense of decorum.

2. But it was on my phone, it's true.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He actually won, so what happens now?

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