Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 344

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10. She was as nice as pie.

9. That's what's so amazing about her.

8. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or hit him.

7. You look like you've got a spray tan.

6. But really, I've got a serious question for you concerning our future.

5. You can keep those fish fingers I've no interest.

4. You are evil, you are an evil man.

3. It's been so successful I didn't know where to look.

2. They've said it could be a lie.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You know back in the day we could let someone apply for it and turn them down for being an idiot, now we have no choice but to offer them the job,

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.