Chum at the Deep-End In Invisible Shark Shock!

There might not be a shark at all, but that's not stopping some from throwing chum into the water.

Back in October (yes, remember that?), there was a bizzare, non-story piece in the Swindon Advertiser, about the possible closure of Swindon's leisure centres.

Mr. Brannan's quote, included many important points, but his finger came all of a fumble by untying the bow he was about to knot...

"I can reassure residents that there are no planned closures but basically, they should use it or lose it."

Swindon Centric Says ; Rather like when reassuring a child there isn't a monster under the bed, but just as you turn out the line throw in the zinger, "but, you never know, do you?"