Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 229

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10. As far as they go, they're fine.

9. It's with a heavy heart I say to you, it's my stop.

8. You've let everyone and yourself down.

7. I can hear your Mum screaming at you from town.

6. Potatoes are good for two things only, crisps and crinkle-cut crisps.

5. They do give change, you have to give a special signal.

4. Shipwrecked would be to good for them.

3. Move over and I'll be able to breathe.

2. People said he arrived, collected his mug, swore and left, his car is still in the space.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The central point of the story is that people have to believe she's blue and in 3-D, can't see it myself.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!