Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 231

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10. Don't judge it until you're in possession of all your prejudices.

9. I grew up watching violent cartoons, didn't turn me into a murderer, just an accountant.

8. Watch out for that guy when we go over the humps.

7. Make more money than me and you win the bet.

6. This story isn't as ugly as when she woke up in the spare bedroom.

5. The line between order and chaos is barely visible.

4. But, if you act that way, did you expect her to hug and kiss you?

3. It's about to show the violence, which is why it'll get that rating.

2. Just because it's popular, don't think it makes any money.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I won't give you away, but if you're going to wear jeggings, you're going to get found out.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!