Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week 228

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10. She's unstable, did you see how she dressed yesterday?

9. Bring your own tea tomorrow if you feel that strongly.

8. Read what's bad in Heat magazine, then balance it up by reading the editorial in The Sun.

7. Pink, fuzzy and warm, I'm really feeling sick now.

6. Let's assess who you don't want to send Christmas cards to.

5. Better to see it with everyone watching, go on, start singing now.

4. Stand up and straighten up what they meant to say and get it sorted.

3. Let's take it apart and see if there's really a pork pie in there.

2. Shout it at him next time he leaves those 10 year-old pants on the floor.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I hate to say this, but you never suited blue, either in clothes or your hair.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!