Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last, Last, Last) Week 227

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10. Let's buy those chocolates, I like the nut ones.

9. I've my eye on someone else, they're sitting at the front.

8. Your pride is something no-one can take.

7. It's got the soul of the devil, but does he have one?

6. Let it move onto a better seat.

5. She's wearing with the expectation she'll get something, and you can see where she'll get it.

4. Excuse me please, that's mine.

3. Don't let Kirsty get the better of you, she's sly, like a fox.

2. Giftcards are the most un-Christmas presents, but the most practical ones next to money.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I didn't know better, I'd swear Sally was lying, but of course I know better.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!