Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 230

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10. Don't ask me, I was asleep in the hallway.

9. She wants the designer one, but we all know the sweat-shop priced one she'll be opening.

8. Get a latte and try and enjoy it.

7. It was released, then they withdrew it because it caused hives.

6. Imagine for a moment that I'm actually here.

5. Emmerdale's never been decent since they dropped the 'Farm' from the title.

4. Rapidly increasing waistlines was the name of the report.

3. If it's a cheap laugh, it's worth me listening in.

2. Mike was enjoying himself way too much.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We had a roast dinner but, I really just wanted a plate of cheese and crackers.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!