Sunday, February 09, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 507

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

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1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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Sunday, February 02, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 506

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 505

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

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1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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Sunday, January 19, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 504

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

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1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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Saturday, January 18, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 503

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

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1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

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Saturday, January 11, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 502

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10. It's like some horror film with no phone reception.

9. She describes them in the third person and it just doesn't feel right.

8. There was this creeping sense of utter boredom.

7. I got them in that Havelock Street shop, they had a small stain on them.

6. When I got there the queue was right back to the cash machines.

5. That port you got us went really fast.

4. Loving yourself means you still have to pay the mortgage.

3. I haven't seen him since he gave me that really dangerous lift to work.

2. The last I'd heard she had given her knitting up and was just doing crosswords.

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1. That use to be my grandad's ringtone.

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Saturday, January 04, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 501

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

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1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last ( Last) Week ; 500

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10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 499

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10. I kept on the right side of the bridges.

9. It had a great guitar intro.

8. If you keep repeating like that you'll end up on Dave.

7. There was so much noise I started to feel sick.

6. She was with him on the last day it seems.

5. They have a quiet life on the top floor.

4. I've bought so much stuff I've no-where to put it.

3. The frustration boils over like a kettle some times.

2. If if can be summed up in a few words then you know it's the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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Sunday, December 29, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 498

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10. There was a lemon in it too.

9. He use to be a big actor with all the action ones.

8. It's all been bought and given away.

7. There were three houses, but they've got strange things in the windows.

6. I don't want holes all over the place.

5. The plastic gets burnt to make cement, not really a sustainable way.

4. I put my pyjamas on and went to bed at 7 o'clock.

3. Christmas gets in the way of the end of the year.

2. Relax and think all about how much I don't care.

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1. You'll have to wait a few years before it becomes acceptable again.

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Thursday, December 05, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 497

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10. It's as real as anywhere you've been before.

9. I sneak down and crawl along the edge of the garden.

8. The whole office shook and we ran to the windows.

7. It's not a given she'll get manager. She can't spell it anyways.

6. I was surrounded by all these boxes and started getting freaked out real quick.

5. Mike says what's been seen before in the room have shocked even the police.

4. That cold even got into our bedroom last night.

3. There's a crescendo at the end and it put you on the edge.

2. It was so dark I kept my lights on all day, even though I fell asleep.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He thinks he's God's gift, more like a booby prize.

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Saturday, November 30, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 496

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10. Did you see the chat they had, everyone could hear the shouting from upstairs.

9. They drove there and back in a day, because he doesn't like hotels.

8. The jet lag will knock them sideways.

7. It sounds like a dog with hiccups.

6. Simon said it was ironic, but it's not the same thing.

5. Lets keep our hats on and see what the temperature's like.

4. I read an article about that and the red colour it found.

3. Greatest hits is just a lazy shift at work for them.

2. You can't just keep buying reusable bags.

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1. It's a giant sausage with holly on it.

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Saturday, November 23, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 495

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10. Have you ever seen a slug with thumbs?

9. The roof came in and got it all mouldy.

8. They don't know when the start will be due to this upheld complaint.

7. It never starts on time, every time she's at least quarter of an hour late.

6. If it's too close to the radiator it could signal certain death.

5. The chocolate box has been bought, but I doubt we'll be able to keep the plastic wrapping on until the festive season.

4. They all talk about ill health and old times all the time.

3. Walking all the way down to the corner shop can be fraught with poor stock levels.

2. It was more than that last year, it's getting cheaper, but the quality's lower I'll bet.

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1. I like the sound of white wine with my risotto very much.

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Sunday, November 10, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 494

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10. I can hear the pitter patter of an overweight baby.

9. The coat was so big it had a porch.

8. They just need to accept the hand that they've dealt themselves.

7. He had green makeup on his face and it made him look less scary than the rest of the year.

6. That side doesn't move at all, unless I've had a drinkie.

5. A boat is not something I should associate with.

4. The rent got shifted to dollars and we just couldn't work it out.

3. The spiritual centre is the middle of the road, any road mender will tell you the same.

2. Weather keeps moving in and disappointing the entire class.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I should have a manifesto, it sounds quite sexy.

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Saturday, November 09, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 493

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10. You can question me as much as you like, I'm innocent of it all.

9. He was seen in a takeaway in Chippenham.

8. Don't touch my cake, you didn't want one.

7. I was briefly interested, then I love on.

6. They disagreed on everything except the names of their children.

5. The smaller ones taste nicer, but are made in a factory that uses child labour.

4. Antifreeze was a great joke when I was little.

3. He's stuck in the middle of Wales with a broken van.

2. A hat would make you look like a minor royal.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He'll be kicked out, he's more crooked than a broken branch.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last, Last Week ; 492

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10. Keep that together and they'll work off each other.

9. That's correct, you're a righteous man.

8. Things weren't meant to explode and they didn't.

7. I didn't bat an eyelid.

6. Voters don't care about you and your record.

5. A sausage roll would be good for now.

4. Six weeks is all I need to switch sides.

3. Clearly I don't know what I'm doing.

2. That phone rings entirely random relatives.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to fill the car up, but it was raining, so I switched modes.

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Saturday, October 26, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 491

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10. That's why the two sides can't mix.

9. If it's a quick word, I can still walk from this stop.

8. Go and boil your head.

7. She was more likely to be asleep before the end.

6. Moved away and got a better job in the next town.

5. The fuse blew and we she kept us in the dark until the pizzas arrived.

4. There's gravel all the way to Severn Avenue.

3. Norway is not in a customs union though.

2. The issue is not if Cindy does it, it's if she cares about it at all.

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1. Don't forget how good I did look ten years ago.

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Sunday, October 13, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 490

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10. When I saw through it I was shocked like you.

9. There's nothing there, why have they got a junction.

8. It sounds like smooth sexy jazz.

7. He always strolls in late carrying a takeaway coffee.

6. All the time it's all about the nuggets.

5. The phone was taken away and locked somewhere.

4. It was a dance remix in 1992.

3. The phone kept talking back to me, it's not meant to be a feature.

2. Being less involved in it is not a bad thing.

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1. They're called beat boxes because you'll get beaten if we don't do all of them.

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Friday, October 11, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 489

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10. Never mind your laptop.

9. Keep the stuff about Mary out of the office.

8. It was a funny conversation through a wall.

7. They'll be a bang and I won't be near when it happens.

6. From the point of view of customers, it'll be great, but we might go out of business.

5. The big day of it all wasn't that different to a normal Wednesday.

4. The box was not working, I ran to the next one along the road.

3. It goes to that stop, but that's not the stop you want.

2. Vexed would be the understatement you are looking for with regard to it.

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1. I will call you whatever you want, but not that.

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Sunday, September 29, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 488

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10. Are you on a train?

9. And that's all the tables they had.

8. It kept slipping down so I had to keep wiggling.

7. Try to keep a clear and clean head if you can.

6. It took about half an hour to cross the road.

5. Those sirens walloped along, I thought I wasn't moving.

4. If I was thinking that I certainly wouldn't say it to someone.

3. They do one with rye in the top that smells of old feet.

2. He's embracing other people in his retirement.

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1. You can use me as an object lesson.

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Sunday, September 22, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 487

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10. If he's deemed defective then it's all for the best.

9. Let's keep that scandalous gossip to ourselves.

8. They bounced out the room like they'd just been promised a blank cheque.

7. No, Argos has gone too.

6. Justin will tow the party line underwater.

5. Here they come, a line of students.

4. I don't remember it all that well after the fall.

3. Didn't you hear, backstreet's back?

2. She keeps buying flowers that fall apart before she gets them home.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's the highest paid idiot in the place.

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Sunday, September 15, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 486

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10. You two are chatty all the time.

9. He got put in prison, but it's for the best.

8. You've got to get the name in there.

7. They're so rubbish at all their comments on the marketplace.

6. Keep it to yourself and then show it on the webcam.

5. Tuna always put me on edge.

4. 80 more of the original ones have just been put out, they'll be gone by Tuesday.

3. The glasses got found underneath the low loader.

2. She slept through until the clapping started.

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1. I'm all sweaty because I power-walked.

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Sunday, September 01, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 485

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10. They sell them a pound cheaper in town.

9. No stars, it's all dead common.

8. Somewhere up there he lives, beyond the big trees.

7. All I can smell is stale bread.

6. They put a stent in the wrong way round.

5. It only works if you breath in first.

4. That film was awful, just a car crash.

3. Let's keep it all between ourselves, us two.

2. I suspect it keeps the right people out and the wrong people in.

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1. It was a completely pointless trip, not a soul about.

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Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 484

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10. It picks it all to bits.

9. He's lying, he's been lying since he took over.

8. I assume I'm now allowed to ask a question now?

7. If someone doesn't want to do it, you can't make them.

6. Jumping up and down will make no difference.

5. They're going to build an extension to the extension.

4. Jason keeps making strange noises in the mornings.

3. I saw him, plain as day, walk passed the stop.

2. You better not hold your breath and hope for a change.

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1. The last time I had a hot cup of tea was 1987.

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Sunday, August 18, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 483

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10. He was a bit late for the off.

9. They already reached their high point before I arrived at the stop.

8. There's loads of people I won't name, I can't remember their names.

7. Those in blue, those are the ones I like.

6. Mike's always been more handsome than you.

5. All that charm is not quite what it reckons to be.

4. Shirley always gave me the benefit of the doubt.

3. You can choose any one of the chairs you like.

2. I thought you said it was going to have leather seats?

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1. Yeah, she's a right stirrer.

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Saturday, August 17, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 482

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10. Lets' mind out before we all get what for.

9. I could only stand about 7 minutes then turned it back onto static.

8. I found that, it retained much more heat than I expected.

7. That fish was really tasty, like beef.

6. Keep an eye on him, he's strayed before.

5. He's going to have an election, not that it'll do him any good.

4. Keep shifting your weight to that side of the cab.

3. We got stuck and couldn't get out until the main stop.

2. The sun came out then spoilt it all.

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1. I've moved the sauce into a bigger area for ease of access.

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Sunday, August 04, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 481

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10. What about Sue and Geoff?

9. If we only just had some lemonade too.

8. There's tins in the cupboard that he's never even looked at before.

7. There's a nightshift on the base that they can all go in for.

6. There's nothing coming out of the straw, try sucking harder.

5. You've collected every single one since the late 1990s.

4. There's a saxophone in it, sounding very classy.

3. It came out the year I had my braces off.

2. The ham in it was so rank I nearly threw it out the window.

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1. It's a goldfinch, can you say goldfinch?

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Sunday, July 28, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 480

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10. Check this beat out.

9. She gave it a good warble.

8. There were doughnuts without holes on the plate.

7. I kept all the paperwork about it and will make sure it gets to the right people.

6. Can you feel that, I can.

5. Ken kept going on about that black pudding the whole time.

4. It was in the shape of a badly-shaped leg.

3. Imagine a lush garden, then me in it.

2. The party started early and was over before the ice-cream van turned up.

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1. If you give me that look again, be not mistaken, I will kill you.

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Sunday, July 21, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 479

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10. It's fine to leave it on in the background.

9. There'll be a clue right at the door.

8. Welcome back to the living side of town.

7. Keeping it real is what us lot do.

6. I saw you waiting in that huge queue, I din't reckon you'd survive.

5. Costumes for all, plus I get to wear gold braid.

4. There was a tint to it, so you couldn't tell if anyone was in.

3. It got really rude after 7pm on that line.

2. I was with her for 3 hours and didn't know his name until I came back to the office.

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1. That Cats looks like a bad, furry trip.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 478

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10. It's not a posh area just because they've got front gardens.

9. I got locked out of the house, but I know the secret to getting in, I rang the doorbell.

8. I don't think that's really going to help the situation really.

7. It all has long term consequences all the way into the future.

6. That's not the same internet I was thinking of.

5. When she wakes up and smells paint downstairs it's not going to help.

4. Falling in love is easy if you're me.

3. Don't remind me of that devilish pizza on a day like today.

2. Watch him closely and when he moves, that's when you run the other way.

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1. Daddy, look, pickled onions.

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Sunday, July 07, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 477

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10. I have some, like, inspo, on my phone.

9. That money you sent looks a bit dicey.

8. He's always sticking his oar in like a blundering giant.

7. He's been away on business, which sounds nice and vague.

6. A bit of a stoney silence there.

5. Are you doing that Christmas thing again with the hats?

4. Without your own teeth, you become someone far more interesting.

3. I don't why I'm so negative, I've really quite keen to do it actually.

2. She may play dumb, but she knows exactly what she's doing.

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1. That dog looks like one of those Scousers. Do you mean Schnauzer?

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Sunday, June 30, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 476

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10. There's so little water left even then.

9. He'll never turn up for work again, that's the last we'll know of him.

8. Burgers to stack to high heaven.

7. She scored 73 then didn't play again for the rest of the season.

6. The information I was provided with proved to me that they did not really care about it.

5. I'll give him a really hard time and maybe Darren will see sense.

4. But the script I had didn't have the latest changes in it.

3. All she talked about was herself for the whole dinner.

2. If he thinks he can sort this mess out, let him fail at it and he can crawl back into his hole.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The cats were having their own flight club after hours in the garden.

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Sunday, June 23, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 475

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10. Why don't you move it to where I can't see it?

9. There was a loud sound, a pause, then I don't remember what happened next.

8. You put this smelly puree in it to finish it off.

7. She lives opposite the park, so keeps any eye on everyone else's business.

6. Your perspective is different to my perspective though.

5. The chocolate was nice, but nothing to write home about.

4. I expected just that amount of indifference from him.

3. No, the next one, the one after this, no the one after this.

2. The air gets all stick, it all heats up and I can't stand it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They were just selling a load of tat, you should have seen the price labels on some of it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Sunday, June 16, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 474

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10. I'm not sure whether to keep the attachments or not.

9. What would you make of me just leaving right now?

8. I don't know, you're better at these things than me.

7. I seem to have ended up with one too few of the metal bits.

6. When you've been talking too much it always takes you about ten minutes to realise.

5. I had to buy twice as long to cover up the identical same area.

4. The food was appalling, I've never seen chicken like that before.

3. You can say whatever you want, but on reflection I won't mind really.

2. I'm going to the tills now to make payment, exeunt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping things all bottled up never helped, look at any serial killer to see how that worked out.

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Sunday, June 09, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 473

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10. Is it two legs or one, I'm confused?

9. Did Chris Evans actually make an appearance?

8. He's not going to touch it if it's not easy to reach.

7. The water was flowing down so fast we couldn't sweep it away.

6. That type of dirt will get everywhere, it was never like that at my old place.

5. Put it on toast, fantastic.

4.  It got set on fire, but it wouldn't catch, which tells you something.

3. Whey, I mean, what is it really?

2. Don't look so pleased with yourself. every normal person does it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was all made up, I thought I was watching a really bad student programme.

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Sunday, June 02, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 472

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10. So wait, you're not getting married?

9. This is what I've chosen for you, it's an extra large.

8. There's chicken bits in the freezer if you get desperate.

7. I'm always the last one to know about these aspects of controversy.

6. How are you feeling about the changes to the buying section?

5. I went in there and all I wanted was a pair of tweezers and I came out with a basket.

4. They had really thickly cut ham that was on the edge of going off before the weekend.

3. It looks like a cake, but when you take it out of the box it appears like a trifle.

2. Teenagers deserve a break, they'd got to put up with us.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. My mum is not happy about it one little bit.

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Friday, May 31, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 471

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10. They're only just covering their costs.

9. I had the melt, it was frozen.

8. The salad they had tasted like it was on fire.

7. You're just sat there waiting for something to go wrong.

6. Keep looking and I'm sure you'll find what you're searching for.

5. Tai keeps on at me to change my address, but I don't have another one.

4. Come on, get your stuff, we've arrived in dodge.

3. I wrapped the scarf around the side of my head and carried out until I couldn't see them anymore.

2. There's a bottle of it that I got reduced to 37p, it tasted like bubble gum.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She's come back again, even though they sacked her twice.

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Sunday, May 19, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 470

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10. I always go to Vegas and see the shows, I love the classiness.

9. It was at number one for so long even my gran knew it.

8. It lashed down and ended up being hail.

7. The jump was so far he fractured his wrist in about three places.

6. When they danced it spoke volumes.

5. If you put the sauce on first it doesn't taste as bad.

4. Keep that on your lap and I'll push it if it slides.

3. I've got to go all the way back and collect my badge before my holiday.

2. It's new but it looks really old like it's going to fall to pieces.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Her toilet hadn't been connected up yet and there was a poo done in it.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 469

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10. There were four to start with, I don't remember buying them.

9. He claimed he'd been set up, nice fantasy.

8. Kay reckons it won't be long before he gets sent to Cardiff.

7. It got fixed, it's only taken two years and about half a dozen visits.

6. A salad was tried, with little success from the males that were there.

5. It's all gone new and I hate to admit I don't always understand it.

4. The warmth will come back if we give it a chance.

3. When you're living it, it's slightly different.

2. That man will make or break the shop.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They got back in, they could set fire to the town and people would still vote for them.

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Sunday, May 05, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 468

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10. That man's coming on right now.

9. The food is just plain nasty.

8. Don't say you can't move, look at all that room.

7. It's time to leave, this is pretty much my stop.

6. Those sweets are making me sick, take them away.

5. Call your friend and tell them what I just told you, go on.

4. You need to use metal supports to make sure they can stand up.

3. I was told he was keeping it secret that there was no more money to run it.

2. You can act all civilised, but it does not take away that you're mostly really rude.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If I had loads of money, I'd still live next to you, I suppose.

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Saturday, May 04, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 467

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10. It's got less sugar but more colouring.

9. Some of the sites I've been on are not fit for human consumption.

8. The fox will end up coming after me if I disturb it.

7. Water was as tall as this and I had no choice but to wade through it.

6. I saw them in Iceland and bought enough to fill the compartment with.

5. He got stuck inside then decided he needed to see daylight and went in the garden for a bit.

4. She's never seen a badger in person.

3. Make me wait up for it and I'll be asleep before the weather at the end of the news.

2. If you go that way you'll end up in the middle of that weird park with the noisy trees.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Nothing from the yellow lot, but then again yellow paper isn't easy to find.

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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Swindon Elections - The Long Bluh Shadow

Despite it being over six years since Rod Bluh was Swindon Conservative leader, his comments have rankled the current members into a long and rambling statement.

From Brexit to not living in the ward, to the track record of the Tory candidate and finally a swipe at Corbyn, it seems like the person writing the statement has just cobbled together any old guff and sent it out.

The bluster of the Tory statement shows just how much sway they believe Rod Bluh's comments hold with voters.

But of course, they won't admit it.

Maybe tomorrow night's results will reveal the Tory vote slowly sinking into the marshy ground of Wichelstowe, clucking away about anything it doesn't like.

Swindon Elections - Is Dale's Dream Dead?

Remember it being said that councillors who get hold of their own library end up moaning about litter in the rain?

For Dale Heenan, it appears to have just started lashing down.

Covingham Parish Council are no longer willing to part-fund Covingham Library run by Dale's trust. From reading the Parish meeting minutes from January, it seems the Parish was under the impression their funding was to allow the Trust to get on it's feet and eventually be self-funding (or maybe through monies from elsewhere). This does not seem to have come to fruition, and a request for funding for the 2019/20 year from the Parish for the library was received. Not only that, the Library Trust requested an increase of a thousand pounds on the amount it received from the Parish in previous years.

With lack of accurate usage figures for Covingham Library, the Parish have not been able to work out if they are getting value for money and therefore have stopped their funding.

As you can imagine, Dale is not happy, as seen in this part of one of his election leaflets from this month.

It seems there was a reaction from the local community to the news, but it was rather muted. According to the March Parish Council minutes, two residents asked questions in person, and four emails on the topic were received (one of them from a Friends of Covingham Library member).

It's quite telling that the Swindon Community Library Trust (set-up to takeover Covingham Library and Liden Library when the Borough Council withdrew their own funding) has a website that has not been updated for nearly a year (the last news story being about a beer festival in June 2018). 

Things seem to have gone full-circle, with the quiet news that the Borough Council has decided to keep it's main 5 libraries as Borough Council entities and to not create a charitable trust to run them. The Borough Council seem to have realised that keeping the main libraries centralised allows them to be easier to run and meet council aims. A startlingly vibrant revelation indeed, but a boringly sensible and right decision none the less.

Where does this leave the libraries run by the Trust? Only Dale can answer that. But he's busy in the town centre, appearing to suggest that if people vote other than Tory at this week's local elections they risk causing Debenhams to close. 

That's quite a desperate and daft suggestion (Maybe Tories in Wroughton and Wichelstowe are using the same tactic, suggesting to their voters that a Lib Dem victory will cause Waitrose to walk away from Middle Wichel?) . But considering he said in the same story that the Oasis ski slope is to be in the town centre (the site at North Star is not in the town centre, it's in North Star), it seems his grasp of geography is like his grasp of library funding, not quite to scale.

Has anyone checked the maths on the Dale idea of selling off the Civic Offices plan to pay for the new museum and art gallery and Wyvern? 

Get out the slide rule and the correcting fluid... make sure it doesn't get washed away in the pouring rain.



Sunday, April 21, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 466

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10. I'm angry about more than you think.

9. Lets focus on what's important though.

8. It was a very, very big deal.

7. I agree with you, it looks provocative.

6. He worked with her for so many years it's not funny.

5. I didn't call her a bitch, I know her and I like her.

4. Tolerating that is the thin end of the wedge.

3. Contactless isn't all that when you think about it.

2. Being cool isn't what you think it is should be when you see other people.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We're supposed to be humble, we're supposed to be humble and grateful.

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Sunday, April 14, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 465

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10. I heard him whispering behind the wall.

9. Stop acting like kids, we will get off.

8. I use to sing that before I realised what it was about.

7. Are you talking to Mal again?

6. It was lovely to relive it all again.

5. It clearly worked as you're here aren't you.

4. I'm celebrating it's sheer size mate.

3. Back in the 70s you could not find any of them in tins.

2. That soft buzz was all I could hear until it all came back to me.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no art around what you're doing, it's just mess.

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Sunday, April 07, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 464

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10. Over the mountain and over the sea is where I want to be.

9. They had pasta, but it looked sort of rubbery, so I had an apple instead.

8. Shine it up and you might like the look.

7. I'm not taking that off you if you're going to be like that.

6. We've got that voucher which could be used if you wanted.

5. I like to get in early and avoid all the staring people.

4. It sounded like a strangling, but in broad daylight.

3. All the way over the back there, where Steve's old wife lived.

2. The spelling mistake was intentional, that's the joke, but not for you.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to lose your mind over it, it's not like I've died and come back.

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Friday, April 05, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 463

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10. Like if you lost it, you'd never get it back again.

9. Try if you like, but I'm not interested in your business.

8. Tina keeps bragging about this bag and lamp.

7. Biscuits seem like such a comfort when I feel like this.

6. They left it totally open to the elements.

5. A salad won't do what you think it's going to do.

4. Remember I've always been the one to stick with you.

3. If she gets that paranoid when nothing happens, then don't tell her about this afternoon.

2. The last time I saw you was when Noel was still on the TV.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Try and keep it together until we get home please.

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Monday, March 25, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 462

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10. It was carbon monoxide. We didn't know for a week.

9. If you go like that you'll lose the beat.

8. This will make you crazy in short order.

7. It's alway when I'm trying to do something.

6. It's not like I've got time to laze around you know.

5. Keep it to yourself if that's possible.

4. Sheila likes to do that but I'm not that keen.

3. They use to do decent wallpaper back in the day.

2. That pub is always busy, do none of them work?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Is chorizo spicy?

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 461

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10. It was really blowy, but we got there.

9. There is a special kind of magic, you're right.

8. Come to me.

7. This was all planned years ago you know.

6. It's got to be all around me before I'm satisfied.

5. That's a lie and they all know it too.

4. It's got really dark all of a sudden for no reason.

3. I really want you to stay if I'm honest.

2. Sheila knows all of my opinions on that subject without any doubt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You are such hard work.

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Sunday, March 10, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 460

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10. Those photos are just what you'd expect.

9. Oh I like this song since they changed it.

8. If you go faster you'll end up getting there quicker.

7. She's really unproductive. She gives lazy people a bad name.

6. There was no singing, it was just someone fiddling with something.

5. I'm not that old. I'm younger than many think.

4. If you keep fiddling with that I'll take it off you.

3. Having that many dogs cannot be healthy.

2. The fare stage is on that post.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You know nothing of me. Nothing.

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Sunday, February 24, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 459

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10. Don't wedge it there for goodness sake.

9. People like to complain about it whenever they get the chance.

8. I've been like this since I was born.

7. None of them understand, they're all office managers.

6. The whole place was in a state of shock when we heard.

5. But if it's not been running at full capacity for a while, how did people not suspect?

4. Watching it back, I look really good.

3. Try matching that colour up to this top, it's impossible.

2. They cover the car up, and it was mild enough overnight I left my windows open.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They can't all go to Pressed Steel, they only make little cars there.

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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 458

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10. Stop playing with that phone.

9. It happened randomly so I was surprised.

8. Aged two I could recognise everything.

7. We're going to have our hair done for the first time.

6. She travels a long way just for that, it seems such a waste.

5. I would hang around, but it was just to be seen.

4. That whole thing looked like a rocket that wasn't moving.

3. Wrap this around your head, a bit like a helmet.

2. They don't have those any more, not sure when they got rid of them.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That chip shop use to be so far away, but my legs use to be shorter then.

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Sunday, February 10, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 457

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10. We should go along to the castle for that meeting.

9. The thing to remember is it's her home.

8. That big old painting terrifies me.

7. It's the most office type thing I've ever seen in all my days.

6. The last thing I want to do is create a scene.

5. Dinner was great, I didn't make too many mistakes.

4. When I get tired I leave the cat to do the washing up.

3. I'm going to keep it to myself and go to bed.

2. An eerie light was being given off by the picture.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You just blatantly ignored me.

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Sunday, February 03, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 456

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10. The company needs more mugs like him.

9. No two ways about it, he fancies her like there's no tomorrow.

8. That skirt just works, it just does.

7. I've got just enough left to keep into enough trouble.

6. Playing all round the world is the aim of that company.

5. They're all casual, and it really shows in the quality of the service.

4. Shock of my life when I heard the news of the engagement.

3. He'd been to about 5 different places all over town and it wasn't even properly lunchtime.

2. The last time we kept those in the kitchen was back when my father was paranoid about the electric going off.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'l be a right laugh if you wear that face.

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Sunday, January 27, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 455

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10. The right shoes set it all off like a party.

9. I found my car keys on the bus.

8. You said it wouldn't matter, hob nobs.

7. It's a shame your face is shaped that way after all.

6. They stopped the countdown just before it all kicked off giving a bit of welcomed delay.

5. She asked for forgiveness, but I'm not ready to grant it.

4. I had a second thought about the Powell problem.

3. They don't seem to be very productive considering how long they're in for.

2. Your father was a great man, not a leader.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I stopped hanging out with him because he became more boring than ITV on a Saturday night.

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Sunday, January 20, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 454

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10. Nobody else would act like this if they had your legs.

9. That sausage roll is causing a lot of problems for you.

8. Looking in the eye is a sign of danger.

7. Don't feel it's a standing obligation to always go this way.

6. If you don't wake up with regret that will be progress.

5. The rules state you cannot board with that rabble.

4. A new tie does not make you an executive.

3. It's all voluntary, so of course, it doesn't get done.

2. The consequences will be as bad as the choice of sandwiches.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you're going Vegan it's healthier to just eat crisps straight from the multipack.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Just(in) out of touch


The elephant in the room in Justin Tomlinson's online response to last night's government defeat, was no mention of the 118 Conservative MPs who voted against.

Interesting that he instead mentioned the opportunity of opposition MPs to 'wreck Brexit'.

Interesting there was no mention of his own party colleagues who seem to be doing that.

Interesting even further that he seems to be playing politics with a huge moment. Even though he's the first person to accuse opposition parties of playing politics.

Strong and stable.


Sunday, January 13, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 453

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10. Over 100 years old isn't that surprising these days.

9. There's was a doorbell ring, then a small popping sound.

8. That music makes no sense to me, like metal.

7. They're getting married and it was so very happy to hear.

6. The women were fighting, no idea what's caused that.

5. The pass expires, but I'll keep using it.

4. You can't resist the lure of cake.

3. She's heard stories all about it and pretends she hasn't.

2. My name isn't my real name I'm sure.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What are you waiting for, you've got the right shoes on.

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Sunday, January 06, 2019

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 452

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10. It's like their normal habitat, shopping.

9. Don't mess around, I'm feeling quite fragile now.

8. Samuel can think what he wants, I know the truth and now so do you.

7. Keep it in perspective, you haven't got any teeth.

6. I ate nothing over Christmas, I'm starving if I'm honest wth you.

5. You fainted twice on getting your post.

4. Quick thinking isn't always as good as you think.

3. Salad will be my secret weapon in the new year.

2. The reunion always happens at Christmas.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't put your box there, I've got my drum.

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Sunday, December 30, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 451

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10. Potatoes are best if you don't know what to do.

9. There were like 20 men behind him.

8. It's an obvious disguise because everyone's seen it several times already.

7. Just give it a twist if it gets stuck.

6. I saw the face you made then.

5. Forget what happens last and remember how it starts.

4. Josie never shuts up about her floors.

3. But there's cold pizza left here.

2. She can either walk over and be picked up, or wait 40 minutes for me to get through the traffic.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He will stop at nothing, not even that.

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Sunday, December 23, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 450

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10. The custard hasn't quite achieved it's ultimate destiny.

9. You've not thought through this one little bit have you?

8. I was terrified that she might be a feminist, then I was terrified that she might not be one.

7. I had no idea pants shopping could be so enthralling until I dived in.

6. I would have given them a tenner for it, but they weren't having it.

5. Furtive whisperings to cheese.

4. That's a lowercase 'l' Katherine.

3. We like to set off late so if we get stuck it'll be dark and we can fall asleep.

2. She had antlers on, making her easy to spot in an open-plan office of people dressed the same.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. How can she hit me with a broken arm?

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Thursday, December 20, 2018

Park and Hide

For the sake of the town's sanity, can Swindon Borough Council put some (make that, any) roadsigns up to direct people to the Wroughton Park & Ride if they're going to the Outlet this weekend?

It's fine advertising it through press releases, but there are no sign on the roads at all.

If you want it to work, do it properly, come on!

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 449

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10. Don't tear the lid, just pop it off.

9. There's not much more left to say about that outfit.

8. Everyone keeps talking about David, despite him not knowing anyone.

7. You'll have to pay for the privilege of coming to my house.

6. It wasn't very steady considering how much weight is being carried.

5. Not a footballer, they use to be the boyfriend of someone on a reality show.

4. I could have bought something for his parents, but they have never spoken to me since that night.

3. Their Christmas do turned into an awful car crash of regret.

2. Adam has not finished talking yet.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He was going to throw it in Kev's face, but he ate it instead.

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Friday, December 14, 2018

Do as I say, not as I do

The row about budget cuts at Swindon Museum & Art Gallery is insightful to civic assets that are deemed more important than others, depending on where they are.

The quote from Councillor Heenan is even more interesting :

"The unvarnished reality is that the current Museum and Art Gallery brings in no income of note, has extremely low footfall and is subsidised by taxpayers to the tune of £200,000 per year and Labour councillors are happy to see this continue."

Substitute the asset name 'Liden Library' and the different amount of subsidy pre-Henan takeover and you have the perfect example of what is deemed important to councillors now we all live in a parished world.

The Conservative Borough council (along with Labour councillors) was more than happy to heap praise upon the Museum when councillors had the scent of lottery money in their nostrils. As that has fallen by the wayside, we're all expected to forget the very recent past and rally behind the budget cuts in an alternate reality.

With the current councillors in charge, don't forget, the council (under the influence and whims of ruling councillors) functions primarily just as an accounting exercise.

Do as I say, not as I do (apart from if it's in your own parish).

Sunday, December 09, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 448

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10. He crossed over, did a little jiggle and fell over.

9. Don't jingle those balls.

8. From my standpoint I couldn't see over the policy.

7. The founder took all the money from the till and swanned off.

6. I like to see myself as helping people do great things in their lives.

5. The supermarket seems to be designed to make me spend all my money.

4. Buying that would be pointless when I'll have no need for it from June.

3. What you're doing is wrong even in Moredon.

2. We are not going to let her call her child Hogan.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The fraud check revealed an awful lot of fraud, which is good because we know it works.

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Saturday, December 08, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 447

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10. In another life we'd both be slightly taller.

9. My backstop is the end of turning circle.

8. He's called something like Solomon, he didn't get the wisdom though.

7. There was silence, then someone coughed and laughed at the same time.

6. This reminds of the forgot road, just along there.

5. She's the most shameless self-publicist I've ever known since social media began.

4. Then all the putty fell out at once.

3. But if breakfast isn't included, then who's going to pay for it?

2. I really like this and I'll tell you why, it's very substantial.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I totally love mild cheddar.

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Sunday, November 25, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 446

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10. It's a total I'm not proud to have been in.

9. She nearly shoved her and knocked her down he stairs.

8. The reliable bunch have turned up.

7. It always get stuck at this time, when will someone do something?

6. They've not had a manager there since 1996.

5. There is no way it can be better than what we've currently got.

4. For women it's hugely empowering.

3. What got written in that newsletter was entirely avoidable if they had just listened.

2. He is odd and his mother does not help, running round after him all the time.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're all wearing lanyards like a badge of honour, it's nothing to be proud of.

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Sunday, November 18, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 445

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10. You don't even look when you pass by.

9. We all see you've got your head in the clouds.

8. I didn't really work out the moves to the whole thing.

7. I've been waiting since nine past and look here's three of them.

6. They always say it'll be blocked, but the traffic vanishes into another dimension on Akers Way sometimes.

5. Been driving for ages, never acknowledges passengers and has gone years without anything resembling a smile.

4. Let's keep in perspective in all of this, she doesn't like you and never will.

3. But it's love then you better hold on for dear life mate.

2. No Christmas markets this year, I'm still up to my ears in scented candles.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. As soon as I get this baby dropped I'm coming after him.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

An Outlet for Poor Planning Permission

The discounting of Rodbourne and Even Swindon residents complaints about the Outlet Village traffic could only last so long and has recently come to a head.

In the stock-comment by councillors, plenty of room is always made for not wanting to make changes that will ruin the Outlet's success.

One blindingly obvious point about the traffic problems that comes right back to the council's involvement, is never mentioned. Namely that Swindon Borough Council councillors signed-off the continued expansion of the Outlet and the former Works site through planning applications, and ultimately the accompanying transport and traffic plans.

After several years of near-gridlock at busy times that blocks roads not just nearby, but also into the centre of town, the west and north, plus major disruption to bus services, an easily-deployable traffic plan is only now being discussed.

Swindoncentric will provide one for free. When the Outlet's car parks are full, close them and direct drivers to Bristol Street or to the Brunel Centre's car parks. Needless queues are created by drivers waiting at the ticket barriers, then driving around to find no spaces and queuing to leave. Plus, deploy traffic marshals on Rodbourne Road, Kemble Drive, Paddington and Penzance Drives to keep traffic moving and more specifically bus services.

Christmas is just around the corner, crack on.

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 444

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10. They swept it right into my direction.

9. That seat is the prize seat, second only to the driver's.

8. I waited so long and eventually it happened and it was so quick.

7. You always ask that about my opinion, but I might as well not have one.

6. There was a milky-hue to it, not nice if you're lactose afraid.

5. I presume you nodded politely and left like a shot?

4. The injury was not as terrible to get as you think.

3. I saved your space, but then this happened once we got to the shops.

2. The record of my sales have been sent as far as Telford, I couldn't believe it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I did quite well, I didn't get zombie eyes when he was talking to me.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2018

In Swindon it's too unaffordable to build affordable houses

There was cause for hope when Swindon Borough Council said they were setting up their own housing company. At last, SBC could borrow money at historically low levels, build houses and either rent them (at council housing rates) and/or sell them on the private market. The privately-sold could have returned a profit and helped to pay for the new council houses.

But, of course, that would be too easy.

Instead SBC have built just seven houses, in 18 months of existence.

They do have a plan to build 14 houses in Shaw. Cynical residents say the original plan from the company was to build 16 houses, but that has been reduced as it realised that the plan would legally have to include affordable housing. But as we know all too well with SBC, everything, is always about the money.

Just to hammer-home that point, further sites around town identified for fill-in development by the housing company are due to be sold-off to developers, rather than done in-house.

Will there be a line in the sale contract to make sure the companies who buy the land will develop it in a short period of time and not land bank the purchase and simply fuel the housing shortage?

Of course not, this is all about the money!

- No strict control on design standards by doing it yourself.

- No new council houses to replace those being sold.

- No steady flow of new builds that the council can control.

At least they can use the money to rebrand themselves 'Swindon Housing Land Company'

How vibrant!

Sunday, November 04, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 443

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10. He put on the hat with the flower in it.

9. I thought all of these shoes were your husband's.

8. We only got as far as question one, it's going to take forever.

7. She took my name and didn't bother.

6. No that'll lead us to a dead end that other drivers have vanished into, never to return.

5. As a child, I remember being quite philosophical.

4. I think you've just got a common face.

3. They'll be in open revolt, mark my words.

2. If they're as good as they claim to be, why are the playing in Mark's back room?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I only watch the X Factor now for the adverts.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 442

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10. It was giant, like the size of a bus, but a really big one.

9. The responsibility lies fairly and squarely with him, not that it'd be noticed.

8. I had eaten loads of chocolate and felt so sick it lasted three days.

7. Tell me it's all about the ego and nothing else.

6. I take her out for a drink, buy her something and give her money, but that's just normal.

5. Keep perspective on it, you're only talking about moss.

4. They cleared out his cupboards and all he got left with was money off vouchers.

3. I thought I could just fall back on my old fashioned tricks.

2. You don't know just how good you look do you, you really don't.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no option to him sleeping up there, he's only two, I'd never take the risk.

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Sunday, October 21, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 441

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10. Keep on like this and you'll get taken to hell on the dual carriageway.

9. I haven't seen him since he was dressed up as a drag queen.

8. You can't spell it that way any more, Google doesn't let you.

7. I know you like chutney more than me.

6. That car has been parked in that exact spot since before Kerry was born.

5. Oh I'll still have shorts on until at least twelfth night I reckon.

4. If he keeps this up his wife will leave him, and then his problems really start.

3. Just because you can afford all this stuff, it doesn't mean it's worth it.

2. No, those buses are mainly made out of old buses, it's all melted down and used again, including the drivers.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. At some point the family are going to find out and they're going to never speak to you ever again.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Backwards, to go Forward, Swindon

The long slow death of Forward Swindon has finally been confirmed.


No-one was surprised. But who has most to gain from it?

The optimist would say, the people of Swindon. The pessimist would say the new Cabinet member responsible for Town Centre regeneration.

There does seem to be a dividing line between the eras of the former Cabinet member, Councillor Perkins and Councillor Heenan.

The Perkins era was known for it's constant stream of optimistic words, staggeringly-slow physical on-the-ground change and constant questions about accountability.

The Heenan era will no doubt see a continuation of these to greater and lesser extents, depending on whether developers, specifically in the town centre, bring the private money that is constantly talked about, but seldom seen.

The end for Forward Swindon seems to have been marked by the tearing-up of the development agreement on Kimmerfields by the council. Plus the subtle changes on the FS website's Kimmerfields page that a development plan would be this autumn, has now become a 'movement strategy' to be 'developed in late 2018' and a plan for the new bus station to be 'finalised in early 2019'.

Reading between the lines, it's easy to see that the Kimmerfields (originally called Union Square) plan will be much different to what was originally proposed. 600,000 square feet of office space was the original plan, made up of half a dozen plots, most of them two or three buildings grouped around central courtyards. These would have had retail space on the ground floors and office space on the upper floors. Some upper floors would have been flats, plus a hotel and multi-storey carpark (maybe without crumbling terracota).

With Councillor Perkins comment that a business wants 100,000 square feet of office at Kimmerfields, that means the site would include fewer, but bigger buildings, that throws off entirely the original plan. 

If the traffic plan needs revising, then maybe Councillor Perkins admission that the new bus station would have no more bays than there currently is on Fleming Way and at the current bus station, will also be revised? He also admitted that there would be no room for additional bays for future bus growth, and that the bus companies would not agree to the plan if it didn't work. In that case, Thamesdown and Stagecoach should set their handbrakes and demand extra space, they may not get another chance to say so.

The business after the 100,000 square feet, is it a new business? A current one that's already in the town and who simply wants newer more up to date office space? Swindon Centric will not reveal!

What the new economic development team in SBC needs to be careful of is what happened to The Parade development, where the headlines were all about the new shiny BHS store to replace the old. Less was said about the new BHS store reducing their floorspace compared to the old store. In a sense a consolidation of investment, rather than an increase in it.

Replacing old buildings for new ones of similar size and use, is simply allowing the town centre to tread water. The replacing of the Wyvern Theatre carpark with the Whalebridge carpark is another expensive example of what essentially is maintenance of current facilities, not an investment to giving the town greater things.

For Kimmerfields to work, the SBC team need to persuade other businesses in on the back of the 100,000 square feet business.

Councillor Heenan being busy with his Sim City in east Swindon could work to the SBC team's advantage. They might be able to get to work on Kimmerfields without someone getting the crayons out and drawing all over the white hoardings. 

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 440

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10. You can't carry on like this all your life.

9. The use of hashtags is overrated to the point of pointlessness.

8. The children were lovely and I miss them greatly.

7. We had a little get-together, nothing too emotional.

6. It's now a weekly ritual.

5. The sushi was not a choice I'd repeat.

4. Come on, I'm not having that, you can get off now.

3. The fair ground rides didn't look safe or clean.

2. You must come round for supper one night.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I always give a sick grin.

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Sunday, October 07, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 439

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10. I'm sure that's not broccoli.

9. You give me way too much credit on that one.

8. You and me brother, all the way to the end of this route.

7. I can't equalise, you've given away all your points.

6. Have you changed your mind at all?

5. That lunch was he nicest I've had in the rain.

4. Going on a limb could be a phrase deemed offensive by me if I wanted.

3. There's lots of options to win her over when it gets towards Christmas.

2. He's really creepy and quite rightly is avoided by all staff.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You've not seen Mamma Mia? Then you have not lived a full life.

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Sunday, September 30, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 438

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10. If I go wrong here I've got to go right round by the opposite side junction which scares me.

9. He brought along sausage rolls and ham sandwiches they were posh.

8. Subway is not somewhere anyone would take a baby.

7. My average evening involves tears and plenty of passive aggressive comments going back and forth.

6. Real life doesn't include what you seem to think it does.

5. For many years it use to be acceptable to drink at lunchtime, now it's acceptable to drink lots at home in the evening.

4. I saw that twinkle in the eye and just kept on talking trying to ignore it.

3. Those shoes are going to be too small and will end up pinching every time you try and dance like that.

2. It was ready ten minutes ago and I'm going to miss the crackling.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They bought us all new ties, it's the best new thing in my wardrobe since popper trousers.

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Sunday, September 23, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 437

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10. So, eggs?

9. It sounded like a comedy trumpet.

8. I saw them, they saw me and they walked straight on by.

7. It's deeply troubling when you see how much work he put into it.

6. There will be something serious, but they owe it to tell the truth.

5. No, I'm not 14, so no, I'm not going to the fair.

4. Predictions include me dying my hair silver.

3. You question me all you want, you will get nothing.

2. It was such a big disagreement I had to keep quiet from roaring across the table.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I am the resistance in our street.

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Sunday, September 16, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 436

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10. No, I was in a proper play.

9. This is the enhanced version of myself.

8. I was overwhelmed with your response to me.

7. That did happen, without a word of a lie.

6. This seat is the worst on the whole bus.

5. They diverted it last week and I had to walk every single day back up the road.

4. If he reverses here we'll go through that wall.

3. You can't film my reaction because I won't react.

2. The pies almost look nicer than they taste.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm in the legends status since I started to go grey.

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Thursday, September 13, 2018

The League of Innocent Gentleman


The most newsworthy part of this Adver story is that Councillor Nick Burns-Howell does not know what a 'gentleman's club' is.

Swindon Conservatives should do a whip-round and buy Councillor Nick a voucher for Christmas.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Anyone for a Cheeky Justin?



Justin Tomlinson got a tour of the new Nandos at the Orbital.

Plenty of quotes about the economic and leisure benefits for residents of the area, but precious little (make that zero) on the nutritional value of a cheeky Nandos. Especially in comparison to other fast-food choices.

Did he go for a good runabout afterwards?

Sunday, September 09, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 435

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10. It's easy street, absolutely easy street.

9. You're not sure, but you're going with the wrong answer anyway.

8. Without that shirt it could look a bit nice.

7. A prawn sandwich can go soggy quicker than you think.

6. It went to sudden death and the entire form lost and it went to the ones in blue.

5. Let's just remember the reason we went, which was for all the free stuff.

4. I've got a couple more points to make, but I'll save it for the next bus journey.

3. There's parts of my body I don't like, like this one.

2. You don't need big sleeves to do that really when you think about it at a basic level.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We came here for one thing and one thing only, knives.

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Friday, September 07, 2018

Noddy Promotion in Toyland


Swindoncentric nearly spat out it's coffee on hearing that Councillor Dale Heenan is now cabinet member for the town centre and regeneration.

Councillor Foley's move is slightly less interesting, apart from her quitting two positions before.

Maybe Dale can do a jumble sale to raise money for regenerating the town centre, a few quid will get Kimmerfields built, I'm sure.

I mean, look at the Sim City that is Liden after his the golden touch!

Lets hope he can spell the name of the town.

Thursday, September 06, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 434

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10. This is what I'm going to be like into the future though.

9. Biscuits are all she really cares about now.

8. Oh, how gorgeous.

7. I thought I was going to be late after all that.

6. Put the barriers up and we'll all have to go the long way round.

5. It was a little awkward, but I'm use to that by now.

4. Places I grew up in weren't anything like this at all.

3. There are more sandwiches than you can ever imagine.

2. Draw a line under all of that, pull up your socks and move the hell on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I went to visit him and was thoroughly unimpressed by everything.

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