Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 573

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9. You can't be that blatant with a huge pair of sunglasses and a cap on backwards.

8.

7. I whizzed it over to her and she clearly could walk and get it herself.

6.

5. That pastry always me with a hollow feeling.

4.

3. I tried to take them with me, but if they don't want to come, I can't help it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's only been half-defeated, much like my footie team.

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10.

9. More of my street has gone sage.

8.

7. My system simply won't stomach that.

6.

5. I was no longer in the inner circle by then.

4.

3. I don't think that app shows you the buses you want.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you slide it side on you'll be able to see the whole fish.

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10.

9. I expect at a later date we'll find her interest in him buried under the patio.

8.

7. Why didn't they check the paperwork before giving him the large button?

6.

5. Once it started raining that ruined the film for me.

4.

3. He's not her husband, but she pretends he is.

2.

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1. If I could, I'd wallpaper over this entire year gone.

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10.

9. I don't care that much about Claire, not since I grew out my hair.

8.

7. Making something clear is just pretending to answer the question.

6.

5. I use a reduced fat option on butter chicken.

4.

3. The hail was so loud I had to turn them up.

2.

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1. Liz could have conducted herself better.

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10.

9. Lets keep positive is wearing very thin.

8.

7. That moves all the way to the end of the seat.

6.

5. We may not change the world but I will.

4.

3. You sound like you're talking to me from a call centre.

2.

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1. All I could smell was damp and garlic.

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10.

9. I could hear the excitement, then a bike went by.

8.

7. Not being there has more of an impact than turning up.

6.

5. You can't motivate people when they're cold.

4.

3. Keeping that style will mean it eventually comes back around.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It had a red bum and was really cheeky without prompting.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 567

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10.

9. I can assure you, not a soul will hear it from me.

8.

7. There's nothing at that stop but a field and some sheep.

6.

5. I was just looking for my phone, it's very similar to yours.

4.

3. Lovely to see you again, without the hair.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A very discreet and secret rendezvous.

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10.

9. You need to check your own risk and be happy with it.

8.

7. The less friction, always the better.

6.

5. The section over there is full of feather, grab it.

4.

3. It's the case that I'm driving around fresh air.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I have a sign with my number on it, it's very small, but I do have one.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 565

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10.

9. I wouldn't welcome her, she's a vixen.

8.

7. A few people find it annoying, but I like the colour.

6.

5. What about the voice of the billionaire, does nobody care about them?

4.

3. I can use my charm, it gets me a little bit no further.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like dancing on the head of a drawing pin in a gale.

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10.

9. They can't open, they've not got a license.

8.

7. This road keeps getting longer.

6.

5. There's not a menu of options, it's yes or no.

4.

3. The difference between those pants and top, everything.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's not interesting enough to get a blood clot.

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10.

9. You can buy them without the chocolate on at Asda, they're a cut above.

8.

7. He's motivated, but only for a short distance.

6.

5. Every time he talks about her I want to shake him and say 'move on'.

4.

3. And all that's left is a lonely, hollow feeling.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to be needlessly aggressive, unless there's a need.

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10.

9. I've eaten so many biscuits recently I think I crunch when I sit down.

8.

7. That cloud is very oppressive when you look at it for a while.

6.

5. Clearly, he did not think through how thinking would factor in it.

4.

3. Don't think for a second that I'm interested in TV at all.

2.

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1. You can't compare apples and other types of apples.

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10.

9. Those flowers look so colourful, almost like they're painted on.

8.

7. Keeping it in the family in a different meaning.

6.

5. I expect that he will look exactly the same, no change for a whole year.

4.

3. It's all takeaways and apps these days.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can hear a whispering in the morning.

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10.

9. I hold out that eventually, they'll realise they built it in the wrong place.

8.

7. It's just all plastic crap but people still buy it.

6.

5. Keep thinking it's the biscuits that will do me in.

4.

3. I didn't have a single person on here for an hour, I could have stayed in bed.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That statue doesn't look like him, the mouth is from someone else.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 559

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10.

9. That look with the long bits never suited you.

8.

7. There's less the authorities can do when it's done en masse.

6.

5. I hear they want to divert them all by the main road and make everyone queue up at the big roundabout.

4.

3. He's been sulking around at home since Christmas.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The wine ended up all over the dog.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 558

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10.

9. The hair gets in places I never knew.

8.

7. It's all fried chicken and chips down out street.

6.

5. It looked like it was closing, but is still open.

4.

3. Not that bridge, no, not that bridge.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'll mean everything to her and nothing to you.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 557

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10.

9. I didn't stay up, I didn't see any excitement in it.

8.

7. They fake being happy.

6.

5. That drilling started and went on til one o'clock.

4.

3. It's so long since the last one, it'll be all saggy.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A town with 200,000 people and only one Burger King, tells you all you need to know.

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10.

9. If you divide it by your wages you end up with almost nothing.

8.

7. Going for a run is so last year.

6.

5. If it keeps on, they'll be no movies based on anything other than superheroes soon.

4.

3. That one person gets to decide the whole thing, they are the leader.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. This weekend I'll be eating several tins of beans with everything.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 555

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10.

9. The lack of Mars bars was concerning I'm not gonna lie.

8.

7. The market doesn't need you in it faffing around.

6.

5. You've paid for all of them, you might as well use them up before they go off.

4.

3. It's just a brand-building exercise for him.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I really don't want to be sticking things up people's noses. 

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10.

9. Get a grip, they're no asking you to be a doctor.

8.

7. Of course you can breath through it. it's a cheap piece of cloth.

6.

5. Any devotion is justified for the pie.

4.

3. There was no point in reasoning, there's no capacity for it.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't like it at all when it's enforced.

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9. Threats like that end up coming back on you.

8.

7. There's always a drama and the pandemic is no exception.

6.

5. I know how she does it, I just don't care.

4.

3. It't been taught with him being in the house.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They can't get rid of the lodger, but he's better than they are.

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10.

9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

8.

7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

6.

5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

4.

3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 551

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10.

9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

8.

7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

6.

5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

4.

3. Someone just left it to fester.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

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10.

9. You can't keep a bad idea quiet.

8.

7. You know when you can just see something bad starting to happen.

6.

5. It was so repetitive I ended up nodding off.

4.

3. There were ice-skates, oranges and a sense of doom.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There can't be one person which doesn't recognise the rank stupidity of him.

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10.

9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

8.

7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

6.

5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

4.

3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

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10.

9. That desk was so small.

8.

7. You couldn't direct traffic, let alone a film.

6.

5. If you glanced at your phone you'd know I'd left. 

4.

3. If he travels that far he'll be over his hours by about a week.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Maybe I'm boring, but I don't like different types of cherries at Christmas.

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10.

9. It would be nice, but she'll never realise that.

8.

7. I think I only have four teeth that have contact with each other. I don't wear my retainer, but I don't need to.

6.

5. A pint of Alloy please.

4.

3. I saw a Costa, but couldn't tell you where.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm on the wi-fi.

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10.

9. It says there's no more matching suggestions.

8.

7. Once it opens, I always want more.

6.

5. It sounds like a plinky sound.

4.

3. There's enough for all of the house, but not the street.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was going to wear my onesie too, but I was worried about getting too hot.

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10.

9. Every time I walk past he swipes at me.

8.

7. It's so blunt you'd need a hammer to make a point.

6.

5. Gossip was it couldn't be made right.

4.

3. You have less and less reason to be here.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can't protect you from your own stupidity.

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10.

9. You can't keep all of this a secret for longer than the event itself.

8.

7. If it's confirmed, then he'll be out and the other old man will be in.

6.

5. I just thought it was important to remind you how much I don;'t find interesting.

4.

3. Neither his employers or family no he has a side business.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a square in front of it first and you'll be streamlined.

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10.

9. At a time like this I don't think about your bedroom.

8.

7. It falls to the left, like my hair.

6.

5. Keep perspective on that green light.

4.

3. Great leaders are born not built.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If you tuck your ears in you won't feel cold.

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10.

9. Don't shout if you want to be heard.

8.

7. I maintain my indifference.

6.

5. There's no heartwarming part to to this job.

4.

3. I was not even slightly surprised by his actions.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. See what happens when you don't wear socks?

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10.

9. I'm far enough way to hear, but not be stung.

8.

7. Karen doesn't know how to count, she was raised by non-numerical parents.

6.

5. If he doesn't win, I'll burst out crying.

4.

3. She didn't nick them, they gave them to her.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep all those cakes behind the bag.

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10.

9. You can't dictate to me.

8.

7. I'm not a fan of unpredicted chocolate.

6.

5. You may ask why I wear them, because no-one else will.

4.

3. Is there another route I can take by the field?

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Roughly speaking, it sounds like a con trick.

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10.

9. I never hear the same cries I use to growing up.

8.

7. The one with the pin round the edge isn't as floury as it looks.

6.

5. Sam has a very specific way of doing everything.

4.

3. I was carting round fresh air all day.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I think I'm allergic to stupidity, look at this rash.

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10.

9. All I could hear was his strange tapping, then it went off.

8.

7. I thought they were a con until I won one.

6.

5. Keep going along until you find the screw.

4.

3. He keeps on at him for losing interest in the story.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll gaffer tape that thing onto his nose if he keeps moving it.

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10.

9. It smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like cheese.

8.

7. All my basic maths happen on a Thursday.

6.

5. I'll deal with Hannah when she gets out the door, just get her through it.

4.

3. It's the unknown appetite. 

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'd never find me wearing that face.

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10.

9. It's a big number, but it's not like turning 30 has suddenly crept up on her.

8.

7. The chocolate ones are tasty, the lemon ones are foul.

6.

5. I refused to have any reference to it and kept moving.

4.

3. But it's more hassle and this way I use the same one each time.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They gave her a new cut and she thinks she's been reinvented.

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10.

9. That cake was all I had for breakfast, and it's full of fruit.

8.

7. That sheaf is as much as I'll ever need.

6.

5. If that was a compliment, it could be taken the wrong way.

4.

3. I just wore a hat and said I was in fancy dress.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've changed where they put the pants, I thought it looked different.

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10.

9. There was a bitter argument going on when I went along early this morning.

8.

7. It's not so much a light as a beacon of attention.

6.

5. Who actually eats that flavour of crisp?

4.

3. They said they'd pick it up, on a Sunday.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I need reminding before it gets too much.

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10.

9. You're the only person I know who looks better in a mask.

8.

7. His sorry has been heard and commented on as far as Exeter.

6.

5. But if they add it to the curve later, it doesn't count in the same way.

4.

3. That fudge was way out of date.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Live by the sword, die by the Instagram.

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The Swindon Town Tory Coup-Step

 The silly season is upon us, but for the Conservative group in charge of Swindon Borough Council that means all seasons. 

Evidence of which is clear with the previously Tory, then independent and now nearly Tory again Haydon Wick councillor Oliver Donachie. All in the space of roughly 3 months. What's even stranger is that the Conservative group has voted (closely) to readmit him to the party, despite calling the current leader "lethargic" and "asleep at the wheel", he hasn't apologised or answered questions from fellow members, claims one member of the group.

But they still voted to readmit him. Is something else afoot? Has anyone seen Donachie measuring for new curtains in the Tory leader's office?

Current Conservative Leader David Renard says an announcement will be made when the "group is satisfied the applicant will uphold the highest standards of group membership".

Whatever they might be.

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10.

9. Keep her as far away from Sally as you can, even on video chat, she doesn't like the boxes near each other.

8.

7. There's a lot of wind up that bum.

6.

5. She use to sing at Christmas and on Bank Holidays.

4.

3. It was really uncomfortable, but then I just took off my trousers.

2.

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1. I wish I had a magic machine that could move them all.

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9. She had the mask over where you shouldn't put a mask.

8.

7. When it dropped people went crazy like cats.

6.

5.That jingling bell sounds like a magic trick.

4.

3. I've gone back to my old habits Steve, there's squash in my bottles.

2.

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1. I'll have to think about a proposal as saucy as that.

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9.  I remember when you could stand up in here and shout about politics.

8.

7. Then you walked in wearing a mask and I thought we were being burgled.

6.

5. They gave you a discount on the shoes, but not the socks.

4.

3. There's a sequel and it tells you less than the first one.

2.

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1. They'll be in, but I think they'll be at risk of boring the hell out of me.

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9. That mask is the most uncomfortable I've seen up close.

8.

7. I'm getting off then, so you can't follow me.

6.

5. There seemed to be loads of salads available but no wood.

4.

3. She didn't give it to me, she threw it at me.

2.

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1. But you're not twenty anymore, haven't been for a while.

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9. Different feelings are going to go round unequally, don't be surprised.

8.

7. It's scary, that's the main part of it.

6.

5. She had all her power taken away from her.

4.

3. There's a one way system, but it's never successfully been negotiated.

2.

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1. I don't know where they buy them.

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9. They've reopened and oddly it now has more atmosphere than before.

8.

7. I had the whole place o myself yesterday, the driver was happy enough to be whistling.

6.

5. She keeps turning it over unnecessarily when it's not ready.

4.

3. You can't expect me to pay that much attention to your doings.

2.

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1. The name's not offensive, it's being removed because it's difficult to spell.

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9. She moved out and regrets nothing. That's right, nothing.

8.

7. That situation doesn't get better the older you are.

6.

5. Why would anyone want to hear about your socks and their failures?

4.

3. It's not stupid to bring it, you're stupid to think it's stupid to bring it.

2.

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1. I like skimmed, then I add double cream to it.

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9. The range of biscuits is so big, you wouldn't think it.

8.

7. It's a bubble I'd like to prick.

6.

5. I'm not single, I'm just lazy and unreliable.

4.

3. They've already started to talk about Christmas at work.

2.

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1. It was so surreal, it ended up feeling really real.

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9. Keep it, I never wanted it, it never fit properly, and I had to book a slot to buy it.

8.

7.  Those crackers are slightly smaller now and the recipe has definitely changed.

6.

5. Perspective is fine if you've got that luxury.

4.

3. Please don't tell her, I love keeping it secret.

2.

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1. What you going to do, pull down the Diana Dors statue, that well known controversial figure.

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9. It's like she's working to make us not like her even more.

8.

7. There's been less bother but more hassle from it.

6.

5. I found this old thing at the back of the freezer we ate, still not sure what it was.

4.

3. The interlude sounds like the bit in a concert when the person changes clothes.

2.

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1. Just because someone that influential is selling, doesn't mean you need to be buying.

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9. He's not a person I'd elect to have on my street.

8.

7. The smell that comes off your garden is mega.

6.

5. I'm not considering changing my habits for grass.

4.

3. If you've got time, then you've got the interest.

2.

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1. She wanted a Zoom chat, but I'm not the sort of person for that.

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9. I'm being as faithful as I can, but it's not easy with social media.

8.

7. Barry doesn't like those, he says they taste of sweat.

6.

5. The laugh echoed across to Cricklade.

4.

3. It was more flour than egg.

2.

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1. In that case Gavin Williamson case teach the first class.

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9. It's all going to be government owned soon, it'll have to be.

8.

7. Those children don't seem to mind, look at them.

6.

5. The tent caught fire in the house.

4.

3. Sourdough, what else?

2.

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1. He's being kept on so they know what he's doing.

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9. If this keeps on, I think I'll take up bee-keeping.

8.

7. The children have declared independence from the adults.

6.

5. Reading was where he is holed-up in.

4.

3. Her mask is an old pair of knickers, it doesn't cover much.

2.

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1. You always order extra rice, the dish is mad bout of rice, why do you need more.

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9. I would like to see 2011 repeated on TV.

8.

7. No, they're stuck at their official relationship houses.

6.

5. I need to see 14 days before I need more pasta.

4.

3. I'd love a haircut, but there's not enough yet, even if it was open.

2.

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1. If he drinks it first, which I'm sure he will.

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9. There's always a gloopiness to it.

8.

7. I was really hoping you'd not mention my face this time.

6.

5. At this stage in the evening, eating them would be wrong.

4.

3. Gove looks like that kid at school who loved that he didn't have any mates.

2.

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1. The one thing I regret is getting a 'b' in history'.

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9. There was a flash of light, then it went quiet and it all came back on and you could hear the roar.

8.

7. I saw her out early morning running, yes, I didn't know she was able to.

6.

5. It was so bad we had to stop watching 20 minutes in and just stare at the blank wall.

4.

3. The beans were all eaten, straight out the tin.

2.

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1. They're going to not give me any shifts until May now.

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9. I've been keeping my chocolate for a special occasion, so I had it all last night.

8.

7. Welcome onto the Dettol bus.

6.

5. Just refuse to sell them a family one if they get on.

4.

3. I got from town to Walmart in about 9 minutes before, it's like having a private road.

2.

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1. They cough so much, when they do get ill, you won't be able to tell.

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10. Just because other people have been buying them, it doesn't mean you need to do the same.

9.

8. He's got a load of crates of Vimto as his background when he calls work on the computer.

7.

6. Those things you planted have started to get so big I'm wondering if I've shrunken.

5.

4. She's got about 38 pairs of shoes now, but still only two feet.

3.

2. As a smoker, there's never been a better time to give up.

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1. There's nothing essential about a platter of cheese, except maybe the Red Leicester.

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10. Those biscuits are horrible and when they go off, they'll be worse.

9. You've got pasta, but you have no pans.

8. He said he was letting me down gently as he wants different things.

7. There was no crying, but I did need to cover my eyes from her.

6. Not unless you've got sanitiser for my eyes.

5. A queue started building so I quickly asked for a baguette.

4. It was like I'd left my body and was floating in a more interesting one.

3. Saturday morning are sausages and sauce time.

2. The phone will ring and it'll always be the same person I was thinking of.

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1. I've been following social distancing with him for a decade, we're divorced.

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10. She marched in and declared herself sick of it.

9. There was so much mess I had to watch where I put my feet.

8. I was surprised that film had an ending because it seemed to go on forever.

7. There was a lot of sneezing then I could hear giggling through the wall.

6. It was my best shirt then it got ruined permanently.

5. If there was something positive I could do, believe me, I would do it.

4. A hit is a hit, regardless of it comes from the disco era.

3. I got in and then it lashed down, it was like a deluge.

2. Imagining that he was better looking is the only option available now.

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1. Keeping yourself like that means you can't bend your arms.

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10. Just keep it to yourself, like that boring secret.

9. I told you we should not have given her a red pen.

8. You swing left, almost like you're in the middle of the road.

7. I had my hood up and couldn't see him coming.

6. They shifted over and now I've got the place to myself.

5. I kept telling her the date was wrong, but she insisted until she didn't.

4. Give it another 20 twenty minutes and it'll all change again.

3. Those windows have been steamed up since last night, I think they're dead.

2. The draft was so bad I had to put the kids socks on.

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1. I got rid of all my jigsaws and replaced them with a dog.

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10. I can never say bye properly, I always say it like that.

9. No, I've got another murder mystery on Saturday.

8. But we both love you, you're such a perfect human being.

7. We get in ten minutes later than planned due to something happening.

6. There was a banana available, but I wasn't that desperate.

5. That tea you like smells of smoke.

4. Open your eyes and have a look somewhere other than your phone maybe?

3. It was so cold I just kept putting layers on until I couldn't bend my arms anymore.

2. Green all over, like a mouldy troll.

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1. I was going to get her some of that peanut butter marmalade, she always says she invented it first.

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10. Rest your mind my pal.

9. That was so cold I had to defrost the shopping when I got it inside.

8. That revving was going on all night until I dropped off.

7. A pie was all I had, but I dressed it up on a nice plate.

6. He's always saying 'love' like it's a casual thing to throw around.

5. Those earbuds look like something with evil intent.

4. There he goes, grinning over his steering wheel like a pensioner in a Honda Jazz.

3. The bulbs you planted have started coming up through that nasty gravel.

2. I use to watch it, but then I got really into true crime.

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1. She had to pay the fine using her scratch card money.

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10. It was all red, it looked like someone had coloured it in.

9. He use to be a really good singer but then he tipped over.

8. They're closed until about June when the staff all return.

7. It all fell through and now she's searching through the rubbish in the garage.

6. So many different choices when it comes to bags with gold on the straps.

5. That meal deal was great, it lasted me three lunchtimes.

4. Don't even think about me, I'll be in the corner cowering.

3. To the touch it was still damp and a little smelly.

2. Play what you know, those notes seem to have been cobbled together.

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1. Never set it free within sight of your own door.

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10. You belong to me, don't forget.

9. There was this roar and I thought he'd cut off him arm.

8. You can tell how far back it goes by all the grime in it.

7. It's a lonely occupation being your friend you know.

6. The flowers didn't help, it just maddened the dog.

5. Those chips were the best I've ever had in my life.

4. The seal failed and all the air rushed in.

3. Sharon knows better than to stir that.

2. Thinking outside the box all the time where sweets are concerned.

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1. Keeping it all in one bag seems to work for crime lab people.

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10. It's not the same topic, but he likes to think it is.

9. That tail your dog's got is so fluffy.

8. I was already engaged when you called.

7. That's chewing gum, don't panic.

6. I was working up to getting off.

5. Sorry, I thought it was okay to move to that area.

4. Did Mike feel sorry for wearing the coat?

3. The college kept making us walk out on tiptoes.

2. The day rider is a strange shape, don't you think?

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1. All his email about was potatoes and their non-food uses.

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

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1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

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1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

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1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

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10. It's like some horror film with no phone reception.

9. She describes them in the third person and it just doesn't feel right.

8. There was this creeping sense of utter boredom.

7. I got them in that Havelock Street shop, they had a small stain on them.

6. When I got there the queue was right back to the cash machines.

5. That port you got us went really fast.

4. Loving yourself means you still have to pay the mortgage.

3. I haven't seen him since he gave me that really dangerous lift to work.

2. The last I'd heard she had given her knitting up and was just doing crosswords.

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1. That use to be my grandad's ringtone.

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

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1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

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10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

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1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. I kept on the right side of the bridges.

9. It had a great guitar intro.

8. If you keep repeating like that you'll end up on Dave.

7. There was so much noise I started to feel sick.

6. She was with him on the last day it seems.

5. They have a quiet life on the top floor.

4. I've bought so much stuff I've no-where to put it.

3. The frustration boils over like a kettle some times.

2. If if can be summed up in a few words then you know it's the truth.

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1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. There was a lemon in it too.

9. He use to be a big actor with all the action ones.

8. It's all been bought and given away.

7. There were three houses, but they've got strange things in the windows.

6. I don't want holes all over the place.

5. The plastic gets burnt to make cement, not really a sustainable way.

4. I put my pyjamas on and went to bed at 7 o'clock.

3. Christmas gets in the way of the end of the year.

2. Relax and think all about how much I don't care.

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1. You'll have to wait a few years before it becomes acceptable again.

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10. It's as real as anywhere you've been before.

9. I sneak down and crawl along the edge of the garden.

8. The whole office shook and we ran to the windows.

7. It's not a given she'll get manager. She can't spell it anyways.

6. I was surrounded by all these boxes and started getting freaked out real quick.

5. Mike says what's been seen before in the room have shocked even the police.

4. That cold even got into our bedroom last night.

3. There's a crescendo at the end and it put you on the edge.

2. It was so dark I kept my lights on all day, even though I fell asleep.

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1. He thinks he's God's gift, more like a booby prize.

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10. Did you see the chat they had, everyone could hear the shouting from upstairs.

9. They drove there and back in a day, because he doesn't like hotels.

8. The jet lag will knock them sideways.

7. It sounds like a dog with hiccups.

6. Simon said it was ironic, but it's not the same thing.

5. Lets keep our hats on and see what the temperature's like.

4. I read an article about that and the red colour it found.

3. Greatest hits is just a lazy shift at work for them.

2. You can't just keep buying reusable bags.

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1. It's a giant sausage with holly on it.

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10. Have you ever seen a slug with thumbs?

9. The roof came in and got it all mouldy.

8. They don't know when the start will be due to this upheld complaint.

7. It never starts on time, every time she's at least quarter of an hour late.

6. If it's too close to the radiator it could signal certain death.

5. The chocolate box has been bought, but I doubt we'll be able to keep the plastic wrapping on until the festive season.

4. They all talk about ill health and old times all the time.

3. Walking all the way down to the corner shop can be fraught with poor stock levels.

2. It was more than that last year, it's getting cheaper, but the quality's lower I'll bet.

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1. I like the sound of white wine with my risotto very much.

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10. I can hear the pitter patter of an overweight baby.

9. The coat was so big it had a porch.

8. They just need to accept the hand that they've dealt themselves.

7. He had green makeup on his face and it made him look less scary than the rest of the year.

6. That side doesn't move at all, unless I've had a drinkie.

5. A boat is not something I should associate with.

4. The rent got shifted to dollars and we just couldn't work it out.

3. The spiritual centre is the middle of the road, any road mender will tell you the same.

2. Weather keeps moving in and disappointing the entire class.

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1. I should have a manifesto, it sounds quite sexy.

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10. You can question me as much as you like, I'm innocent of it all.

9. He was seen in a takeaway in Chippenham.

8. Don't touch my cake, you didn't want one.

7. I was briefly interested, then I love on.

6. They disagreed on everything except the names of their children.

5. The smaller ones taste nicer, but are made in a factory that uses child labour.

4. Antifreeze was a great joke when I was little.

3. He's stuck in the middle of Wales with a broken van.

2. A hat would make you look like a minor royal.

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1. He'll be kicked out, he's more crooked than a broken branch.

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10. Keep that together and they'll work off each other.

9. That's correct, you're a righteous man.

8. Things weren't meant to explode and they didn't.

7. I didn't bat an eyelid.

6. Voters don't care about you and your record.

5. A sausage roll would be good for now.

4. Six weeks is all I need to switch sides.

3. Clearly I don't know what I'm doing.

2. That phone rings entirely random relatives.

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1. I was going to fill the car up, but it was raining, so I switched modes.

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10. That's why the two sides can't mix.

9. If it's a quick word, I can still walk from this stop.

8. Go and boil your head.

7. She was more likely to be asleep before the end.

6. Moved away and got a better job in the next town.

5. The fuse blew and we she kept us in the dark until the pizzas arrived.

4. There's gravel all the way to Severn Avenue.

3. Norway is not in a customs union though.

2. The issue is not if Cindy does it, it's if she cares about it at all.

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1. Don't forget how good I did look ten years ago.

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10. When I saw through it I was shocked like you.

9. There's nothing there, why have they got a junction.

8. It sounds like smooth sexy jazz.

7. He always strolls in late carrying a takeaway coffee.

6. All the time it's all about the nuggets.

5. The phone was taken away and locked somewhere.

4. It was a dance remix in 1992.

3. The phone kept talking back to me, it's not meant to be a feature.

2. Being less involved in it is not a bad thing.

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1. They're called beat boxes because you'll get beaten if we don't do all of them.

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10. Never mind your laptop.

9. Keep the stuff about Mary out of the office.

8. It was a funny conversation through a wall.

7. They'll be a bang and I won't be near when it happens.

6. From the point of view of customers, it'll be great, but we might go out of business.

5. The big day of it all wasn't that different to a normal Wednesday.

4. The box was not working, I ran to the next one along the road.

3. It goes to that stop, but that's not the stop you want.

2. Vexed would be the understatement you are looking for with regard to it.

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1. I will call you whatever you want, but not that.

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10. Are you on a train?

9. And that's all the tables they had.

8. It kept slipping down so I had to keep wiggling.

7. Try to keep a clear and clean head if you can.

6. It took about half an hour to cross the road.

5. Those sirens walloped along, I thought I wasn't moving.

4. If I was thinking that I certainly wouldn't say it to someone.

3. They do one with rye in the top that smells of old feet.

2. He's embracing other people in his retirement.

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1. You can use me as an object lesson.

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10. If he's deemed defective then it's all for the best.

9. Let's keep that scandalous gossip to ourselves.

8. They bounced out the room like they'd just been promised a blank cheque.

7. No, Argos has gone too.

6. Justin will tow the party line underwater.

5. Here they come, a line of students.

4. I don't remember it all that well after the fall.

3. Didn't you hear, backstreet's back?

2. She keeps buying flowers that fall apart before she gets them home.

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1. He's the highest paid idiot in the place.

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10. You two are chatty all the time.

9. He got put in prison, but it's for the best.

8. You've got to get the name in there.

7. They're so rubbish at all their comments on the marketplace.

6. Keep it to yourself and then show it on the webcam.

5. Tuna always put me on edge.

4. 80 more of the original ones have just been put out, they'll be gone by Tuesday.

3. The glasses got found underneath the low loader.

2. She slept through until the clapping started.

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1. I'm all sweaty because I power-walked.

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10. They sell them a pound cheaper in town.

9. No stars, it's all dead common.

8. Somewhere up there he lives, beyond the big trees.

7. All I can smell is stale bread.

6. They put a stent in the wrong way round.

5. It only works if you breath in first.

4. That film was awful, just a car crash.

3. Let's keep it all between ourselves, us two.

2. I suspect it keeps the right people out and the wrong people in.

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1. It was a completely pointless trip, not a soul about.

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10. It picks it all to bits.

9. He's lying, he's been lying since he took over.

8. I assume I'm now allowed to ask a question now?

7. If someone doesn't want to do it, you can't make them.

6. Jumping up and down will make no difference.

5. They're going to build an extension to the extension.

4. Jason keeps making strange noises in the mornings.

3. I saw him, plain as day, walk passed the stop.

2. You better not hold your breath and hope for a change.

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1. The last time I had a hot cup of tea was 1987.

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10. He was a bit late for the off.

9. They already reached their high point before I arrived at the stop.

8. There's loads of people I won't name, I can't remember their names.

7. Those in blue, those are the ones I like.

6. Mike's always been more handsome than you.

5. All that charm is not quite what it reckons to be.

4. Shirley always gave me the benefit of the doubt.

3. You can choose any one of the chairs you like.

2. I thought you said it was going to have leather seats?

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1. Yeah, she's a right stirrer.

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10. Lets' mind out before we all get what for.

9. I could only stand about 7 minutes then turned it back onto static.

8. I found that, it retained much more heat than I expected.

7. That fish was really tasty, like beef.

6. Keep an eye on him, he's strayed before.

5. He's going to have an election, not that it'll do him any good.

4. Keep shifting your weight to that side of the cab.

3. We got stuck and couldn't get out until the main stop.

2. The sun came out then spoilt it all.

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1. I've moved the sauce into a bigger area for ease of access.

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10. What about Sue and Geoff?

9. If we only just had some lemonade too.

8. There's tins in the cupboard that he's never even looked at before.

7. There's a nightshift on the base that they can all go in for.

6. There's nothing coming out of the straw, try sucking harder.

5. You've collected every single one since the late 1990s.

4. There's a saxophone in it, sounding very classy.

3. It came out the year I had my braces off.

2. The ham in it was so rank I nearly threw it out the window.

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1. It's a goldfinch, can you say goldfinch?

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10. Check this beat out.

9. She gave it a good warble.

8. There were doughnuts without holes on the plate.

7. I kept all the paperwork about it and will make sure it gets to the right people.

6. Can you feel that, I can.

5. Ken kept going on about that black pudding the whole time.

4. It was in the shape of a badly-shaped leg.

3. Imagine a lush garden, then me in it.

2. The party started early and was over before the ice-cream van turned up.

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1. If you give me that look again, be not mistaken, I will kill you.

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10. It's fine to leave it on in the background.

9. There'll be a clue right at the door.

8. Welcome back to the living side of town.

7. Keeping it real is what us lot do.

6. I saw you waiting in that huge queue, I din't reckon you'd survive.

5. Costumes for all, plus I get to wear gold braid.

4. There was a tint to it, so you couldn't tell if anyone was in.

3. It got really rude after 7pm on that line.

2. I was with her for 3 hours and didn't know his name until I came back to the office.

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1. That Cats looks like a bad, furry trip.

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10. It's not a posh area just because they've got front gardens.

9. I got locked out of the house, but I know the secret to getting in, I rang the doorbell.

8. I don't think that's really going to help the situation really.

7. It all has long term consequences all the way into the future.

6. That's not the same internet I was thinking of.

5. When she wakes up and smells paint downstairs it's not going to help.

4. Falling in love is easy if you're me.

3. Don't remind me of that devilish pizza on a day like today.

2. Watch him closely and when he moves, that's when you run the other way.

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1. Daddy, look, pickled onions.

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10. I have some, like, inspo, on my phone.

9. That money you sent looks a bit dicey.

8. He's always sticking his oar in like a blundering giant.

7. He's been away on business, which sounds nice and vague.

6. A bit of a stoney silence there.

5. Are you doing that Christmas thing again with the hats?

4. Without your own teeth, you become someone far more interesting.

3. I don't why I'm so negative, I've really quite keen to do it actually.

2. She may play dumb, but she knows exactly what she's doing.

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1. That dog looks like one of those Scousers. Do you mean Schnauzer?

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10. There's so little water left even then.

9. He'll never turn up for work again, that's the last we'll know of him.

8. Burgers to stack to high heaven.

7. She scored 73 then didn't play again for the rest of the season.

6. The information I was provided with proved to me that they did not really care about it.

5. I'll give him a really hard time and maybe Darren will see sense.

4. But the script I had didn't have the latest changes in it.

3. All she talked about was herself for the whole dinner.

2. If he thinks he can sort this mess out, let him fail at it and he can crawl back into his hole.

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1. The cats were having their own flight club after hours in the garden.

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10. Why don't you move it to where I can't see it?

9. There was a loud sound, a pause, then I don't remember what happened next.

8. You put this smelly puree in it to finish it off.

7. She lives opposite the park, so keeps any eye on everyone else's business.

6. Your perspective is different to my perspective though.

5. The chocolate was nice, but nothing to write home about.

4. I expected just that amount of indifference from him.

3. No, the next one, the one after this, no the one after this.

2. The air gets all stick, it all heats up and I can't stand it.

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1. They were just selling a load of tat, you should have seen the price labels on some of it.

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