Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 498

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10. There was a lemon in it too.

9. He use to be a big actor with all the action ones.

8. It's all been bought and given away.

7. There were three houses, but they've got strange things in the windows.

6. I don't want holes all over the place.

5. The plastic gets burnt to make cement, not really a sustainable way.

4. I put my pyjamas on and went to bed at 7 o'clock.

3. Christmas gets in the way of the end of the year.

2. Relax and think all about how much I don't care.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'll have to wait a few years before it becomes acceptable again.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 497

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10. It's as real as anywhere you've been before.

9. I sneak down and crawl along the edge of the garden.

8. The whole office shook and we ran to the windows.

7. It's not a given she'll get manager. She can't spell it anyways.

6. I was surrounded by all these boxes and started getting freaked out real quick.

5. Mike says what's been seen before in the room have shocked even the police.

4. That cold even got into our bedroom last night.

3. There's a crescendo at the end and it put you on the edge.

2. It was so dark I kept my lights on all day, even though I fell asleep.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He thinks he's God's gift, more like a booby prize.

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