Saturday, August 19, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 380

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10. His name is Jasper, and no, he's not a dog.

9. It got lost out the window as we cam onto the dual carriageway.

8. Keep going until you reach just before the end, then you can do a turn around.

7. But they'd used up all the coffee, so there was this song and dance for the whole of the day.

6. But I only brought a cheese sandwich, I thought we were going on somewhere.

5. Failing that, I'll throw myself on his mercy and hope he hasn't see that week's figures.

4. It just seems to be aggression for aggression's sake.

3. That's always a single decker, otherwise it'd be interesting when it got to the bridge.

2. I always thought I could lose part of my left ear and it would make very little difference.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you can make them foot long, it doesn't mean they're a good idea.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

I'm not one to gossip, but I just did

People have been spitting out drinks, choking on food and making faces of many and varied after Justin 'PR Campaign' Tomlinson put the phrase 'I don't like to be overtly political in my weekly column' in his Adver column.

HA!

If there's one thing Tomlinson does well, it's making everything overtly political.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 379

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10. But you can't park it because you'll just get the doors smashed to pieces.

9. A foot long, I've never needed such size.

8. You're very posh for someone who lives in a flat.

7. I didn't read that post, there was a video of a giraffe instead that I got dragged into.

6. It's all mind games and he knows exactly what he's doing.

5. The diet is only half the story.

4. It comes and goes, but mainly goes.

3. Tell me about Dylan, does he really think he's going to win the match?

2. I don't know the answer, but I think it's about your attitude towards self.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He ran across two lanes of traffic, pressed the open button and ran off giggling like a three year old, sod.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 378

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I've had quite enough of your negative attitude.

9. Told you before, you take a size bigger than that.

8. She kept saying how amazing he was, even after he left her.

7. The job is 45 hours a week and is a real easy one.

6. But I want to upgrade without paying any more since they're already ripping me off.

5. They've planned to do nothing during the holidays, which I think is the way to go.

4. Technically I was right and he just can't stand it, I do keep lording it over him.

3. No, it's all one way, you can't go down there, well you'll get laughed at if nothing else.

2. Spain they went to, her kids got burnt, she didn't care.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm convinced that flat is haunted, I've had my pants thrown around the room before.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.